1 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:46,125 - [birds chirping] - [crickets chirping] 2 00:00:55,541 --> 00:00:58,416 [grumble] 3 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:01,250 [upbeat and energetic theme] 4 00:01:01,416 --> 00:01:03,791 [a car honks] 5 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:42,958 [buzzing] 6 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:44,791 - Ah! - What? 7 00:01:44,958 --> 00:01:46,708 I hit something. 8 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:48,833 [they laugh] 9 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:10,958 Come on. 10 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,833 [he breathes] 11 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,166 [the gate creaks] 12 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:25,041 Oh no, come on, come on! 13 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:26,666 [squeaks, creaks] 14 00:02:52,125 --> 00:02:54,916 [a dog barks in the distance] 15 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:07,958 Dad? 16 00:03:09,375 --> 00:03:10,500 Mom? 17 00:03:10,666 --> 00:03:11,791 We're here! 18 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,333 [He goes upstairs.] 19 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,250 Are you there? 20 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:26,375 [Louise] Huh... huh? 21 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:27,750 Dad? 22 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,166 - Is anyone there? - [Louise] Mom? 23 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:30,541 [he knocks] 24 00:03:30,708 --> 00:03:31,583 Mom? 25 00:03:32,541 --> 00:03:34,416 [Louise] Pierre! Jules! 26 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:40,875 They went for a walk. 27 00:03:41,041 --> 00:03:42,041 What? 28 00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:44,791 "A walk"? 29 00:03:45,791 --> 00:03:47,125 That's nonsense. 30 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:51,083 They're asking us to come right away, 31 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:53,375 We're driving 700 bornes, and they... 32 00:03:53,541 --> 00:03:55,208 They're going for a "walk"! 33 00:03:55,375 --> 00:03:59,000 Don't worry— they might be just fine. 34 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:01,125 I'll admit it, I was scared out of my wits. 35 00:04:01,291 --> 00:04:03,791 Louise, if they were doing just fine, 36 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:06,250 they wouldn't have told us: 37 00:04:06,416 --> 00:04:08,250 "Come as soon as you can. 38 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,250 "P.S.: We love you." 39 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,041 It's true that "we love you," 40 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:14,500 That's not exactly reassuring. 41 00:04:14,666 --> 00:04:18,541 - If it were serious, they'd say so. - But no, that's exactly the point, 42 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:20,125 If it's serious, 43 00:04:20,291 --> 00:04:22,000 You say it out loud. 44 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:23,750 That's a bit trickier. 45 00:04:23,916 --> 00:04:26,250 They're so delicate... 46 00:04:26,416 --> 00:04:27,916 Yeah, that sucks. 47 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:30,708 [a crow caws] 48 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:37,375 [Jules] I don't get it, 49 00:04:37,541 --> 00:04:41,708 The last time I saw them, they were in great shape. 50 00:04:41,875 --> 00:04:45,541 - It can happen to you out of the blue. - [Pierre] The lottery. 51 00:04:45,708 --> 00:04:47,750 [Louise] I wonder which one of the two. 52 00:04:48,916 --> 00:04:51,375 If it's Dad or Mom who's going to die. 53 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,291 [a distant caw] 54 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:56,125 Or both. 55 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:00,791 If anything, that would be better. 56 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:02,291 Why do you say that? 57 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:03,375 Can you believe it? 58 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:05,583 You spend 40 years with the same person, 59 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,208 And one morning, she's gone. 60 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:08,958 See? Move. 61 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:13,375 You wake up, you're alone, you eat alone, you go for a walk alone. 62 00:05:13,541 --> 00:05:14,958 You're talking to yourself. 63 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,208 It's better to go as a couple. 64 00:05:17,375 --> 00:05:18,875 That's exactly 65 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:21,125 What Mom told me. - Huh? 66 00:05:21,291 --> 00:05:23,500 What exactly did she tell you? 67 00:05:23,666 --> 00:05:25,375 Well, maybe someday, 68 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:29,083 One of the two was catching something serious, 69 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,291 irreversible, sort of... 70 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,583 They'd rather leave together. 71 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:37,291 - To leave... - Yes, Loulou, “to leave.” 72 00:05:38,541 --> 00:05:40,041 - Yeah, well... - Yeah, well. 73 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:42,125 At the same time, it's easy. 74 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:44,416 They can jump off the Pont du Gard. 75 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:47,208 They can drive there 76 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:48,708 against a large sycamore tree. 77 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,708 There are some on the road to Maillane. 78 00:05:50,875 --> 00:05:52,916 It's okay, Jules, we get it. 79 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:54,375 [Louise is crying] 80 00:05:54,541 --> 00:05:57,041 No, no, Loulou, come on, stop it. 81 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:58,416 Loulou. 82 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:01,208 - Come on, come on, let's stop, let's stop. - Yes. 83 00:06:02,875 --> 00:06:06,625 [The clock strikes three ominous chimes] 84 00:06:07,875 --> 00:06:09,458 [Jules sighs] 85 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:11,916 [birds chirping] 86 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:14,958 [a dog barks in the distance] 87 00:06:17,916 --> 00:06:19,708 What are they doing? 88 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,875 It would be easier 89 00:06:22,041 --> 00:06:24,041 if we didn't like them. 90 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:25,958 Hmm, seriously. 91 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:29,250 I should have told them more often that I loved them. 92 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:31,875 Me, too. 93 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:35,250 I told them. 94 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:37,083 - Often, too. - Brown-noser. 95 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,000 No! 96 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:39,041 What a huge brown-noser! 97 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:41,625 Not at all—it's love. 98 00:06:41,791 --> 00:06:43,500 I'll give you some 99 00:06:43,666 --> 00:06:45,041 love! 100 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,375 - I love you! - Stop it! 101 00:06:46,541 --> 00:06:48,208 Stop it, you're hurting me! 102 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:49,583 [shouts and laughter] 103 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:50,875 [Someone knocks on the window.] 104 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:52,500 Hi, kids. 105 00:06:52,666 --> 00:06:53,875 We're back! 106 00:07:00,666 --> 00:07:03,125 Thank you for coming so quickly. 107 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:04,791 Would you like something to drink? 108 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,833 - No. - No, that's fine, thank you. 109 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,041 Want a piece of cake? 110 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:10,083 We're not very hungry. 111 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:11,125 Pierre? 112 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:12,416 Not too crowded 113 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:13,791 On the road? 114 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:16,416 No. No, no, no. 115 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:19,416 So you picked them up in Avignon. 116 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:21,333 Were you on the same train? 117 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:24,166 No, Dad. Louise is coming from Paris, 118 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:26,291 As for me, I was in Brittany. 119 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:28,708 - In Brittany? - At the Poetry Fair. 120 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:30,041 You know. 121 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:31,416 Yes. 122 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:32,666 Yes, yes. 123 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:34,333 Oh yeah, that's right! 124 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:36,791 But Brittany is far away. 125 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,958 - Dad! - Yeah, sorry. 126 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:40,875 Well, tell us. 127 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:42,208 What's going on? 128 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:46,375 So. 129 00:07:46,541 --> 00:07:48,000 Um... 130 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:50,333 Alice. 131 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:52,208 So... 132 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:57,000 It's not easy. 133 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:59,916 We don't either, so go ahead. 134 00:08:06,416 --> 00:08:07,791 We're leaving. 135 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:10,166 Man... damn, I can't believe it! 136 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:11,583 Damn, I knew it. 137 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:14,625 [They sigh and cry.] 138 00:08:14,791 --> 00:08:17,375 Wait... Both of you? 139 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:22,541 Yes, we've always done everything together, 140 00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:24,125 That's normal. 141 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:25,916 We weren't going to break up 142 00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:28,833 after 40 years of living together. 143 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,083 Of course, the plane tree. 144 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:34,083 It wasn't easy 145 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,791 as a decision. 146 00:08:35,958 --> 00:08:38,791 But now that you're all grown up, 147 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:41,416 You don't need us anymore. 148 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:43,750 Come on, of course it is! 149 00:08:43,916 --> 00:08:46,791 In your day-to-day lives, you are adults. 150 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:48,291 Really? 151 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:51,708 You're brave. 152 00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:54,083 It takes a certain amount of courage, 153 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:56,833 It's a big step into the unknown. 154 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,416 I wouldn't be surprised. 155 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,000 The Big Trip. 156 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:06,958 "I picked this sprig of heather; autumn is gone—remember that." 157 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:08,125 "We don't 158 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:10,833 "We'll never see each other again on earth..." - No, hey, Jules! 159 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,416 Stop, stop. 160 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:13,666 [Pierre sighs] 161 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:15,166 So, um... 162 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:20,625 So you've decided to... ...do that when? 163 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:22,208 In a week. 164 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:24,416 [screams of terror] 165 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:26,916 How about in seven days? 166 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:29,291 Yeah, a week, I guess. 167 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:30,791 Why so fast? 168 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:33,916 We won't have time to say goodbye to you. 169 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:36,250 It was much cheaper. 170 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,583 Outside of the school year. 171 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,583 For airline tickets. 172 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,291 But why are you flying? 173 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:50,583 To go to Cambodia. 174 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,541 It's more convenient. 175 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:54,833 In Cambodia? 176 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,583 Yes, in Cambodia. 177 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:57,958 Wait... 178 00:09:58,125 --> 00:09:59,375 Wait a minute. 179 00:09:59,541 --> 00:10:01,166 I don't understand anything anymore. 180 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:04,083 You're asking us to come right away... 181 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:07,125 to let us know that you're going on vacation? 182 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:09,541 But you are 183 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:10,958 seriously ill people. 184 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:13,250 That's so cruel—we thought that... 185 00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:15,625 Go die, damn it! 186 00:10:15,791 --> 00:10:16,833 Oh, no. 187 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,958 Oh, I'm sorry. 188 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:20,333 We're sorry. 189 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,791 We're doing great. 190 00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:22,958 We're doing great. 191 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:24,375 Ah! 192 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:28,625 We invited you here to tell you about our new life. 193 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:30,375 We made a big decision. 194 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:33,250 Our New Life in Cambodia. 195 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:36,375 We're moving to Cambodia, for good. 196 00:10:36,541 --> 00:10:38,458 To make our dream come true 197 00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:40,541 before I can't anymore. 198 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,333 Hiking. 199 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:45,000 No. No, Louise. 200 00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:48,625 We're going to open an orphanage. 201 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,583 For orphans, I guess. 202 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,041 Orphans? 203 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:06,791 Orphans 204 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,083 Cambodians. 205 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,208 But what's the point? 206 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:14,583 What do you mean? Because they need it. 207 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,666 They have more relatives, 208 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:18,333 They're homeless. 209 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,833 Isn't that a good idea? 210 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,625 - Yes. - Yes, yes. 211 00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:23,875 - Yes, yes. - Yes. 212 00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:26,541 No, but we weren't expecting that. 213 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:29,416 We thought we were going to become orphans. 214 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,041 What great news! 215 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,875 Mom! Dad! 216 00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:34,875 Come on, let's go! 217 00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:36,583 You guys are amazing. 218 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,291 Ah, Jules! 219 00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:39,333 My bro! 220 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,875 Stop it! 221 00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:42,541 We're relieved 222 00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:44,333 that you take it that way. 223 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,958 That's quite a change. 224 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,250 Especially for those 225 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:50,000 who still bring in their dirty laundry. 226 00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,541 I'm really going to miss that. 227 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:53,583 - Jules... - I don't believe it. 228 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,791 Does your mom do your laundry? 229 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:56,791 What a shame. 230 00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:58,125 My machine is broken. 231 00:11:58,291 --> 00:11:59,250 - Hmm. - OK. 232 00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:01,250 - No solidarity? - None. 233 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:02,916 I've prepared something for you 234 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:03,958 lasagna, 235 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,958 your favorite dish. 236 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,166 With tomatoes 237 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:08,625 from the garden. 238 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:11,125 Jules's favorite dish. 239 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:12,500 Really? 240 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:13,625 Well, 241 00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:14,958 kids, 242 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,541 You set the table. 243 00:12:16,708 --> 00:12:18,000 We're in for a treat. 244 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:19,125 Hey, Julo? 245 00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:20,875 - We're counting on you. - Of course. 246 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,250 I'm keeping an eye on you. 247 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,458 Ah... 248 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:31,625 [phone] 249 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,666 [Someone knocks on the window.] 250 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,875 Julo, shall we shift into second gear? 251 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:43,500 What's up with all these fascists? 252 00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:46,083 You've come to the right place at Alice and Vincent's. 253 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,333 [beep] 254 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,208 [man] Hi, everyone! We cut our vacation short. 255 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,791 [woman] It's pouring! 256 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:54,375 Global warming, my foot! 257 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:58,166 - We'll stop by to see you tomorrow. - That was Yves and Marie-Ange! 258 00:12:58,333 --> 00:12:59,875 You blew my eardrum out. 259 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,083 Mom, 260 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,291 Where did this idea of an orphanage in Cambodia come from? 261 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,250 It's a long-held dream. 262 00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:09,666 Right, honey? 263 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,541 When we were twenty, we were going to join 264 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,750 an organization that worked with Cambodian children. 265 00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:16,083 And then, 266 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,750 Life had other plans. 267 00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:20,125 You've arrived. 268 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,541 Sorry. 269 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:23,000 Your plates. 270 00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:25,000 But we didn't know. 271 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:27,833 You don't know everything about your parents. 272 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,250 On our next vacation, we'll bring the kids, 273 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:32,708 Caro loves Asia. 274 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,541 Caro "loves" Asia! 275 00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:35,833 Caro "loves" it, too 276 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,791 Africa? 277 00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,666 I should have drowned you 278 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,791 when you were little. - Pierre! 279 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,750 I'm sorry, Mom. 280 00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:44,583 So how are you going to do that? 281 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,583 [the cork squeaks] 282 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:47,958 [the cork pops] 283 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:53,791 You'll have to tell me all about it! 284 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,208 Dad, Mom, how are you going to do that? 285 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:58,875 Um... do what? 286 00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:01,291 Financially, to get the project off the ground. 287 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,166 We got in touch 288 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,166 with facilities 289 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,333 and professionals 290 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,333 to help us 291 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,666 to set up this humanitarian project. 292 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,083 But financially. 293 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,708 I'm trivial, 294 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:19,541 but with your teacher's pension, which isn't exactly... 295 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:20,875 You don't have too much 296 00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:22,708 some money set aside. 297 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,291 We'll figure it out. 298 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:28,750 Because, hey, Dad, building an orphanage, even in Cambodia, 299 00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:30,958 You need the resources. 300 00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,166 Yes, 301 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,666 all the same. 302 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,125 Yes, he's right. 303 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,333 Oh! 304 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,666 Oh no, did you sell the house?! 305 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:42,791 No way! 306 00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:45,916 We'll never sell this house! 307 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,458 All right, let's get started! 308 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,500 We're going to wreck your lasagna, Mom. 309 00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:53,541 Wait. You didn't answer my question. 310 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:56,125 But how are you going to do that? 311 00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:58,250 "financially"? 312 00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:00,250 The question isn't complicated. 313 00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:08,208 Wait a minute—something doesn't add up here. 314 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,250 Let me explain, 315 00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:14,500 Tell me what's going on, or I won't come see you—that's it! 316 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:17,125 Pierre, you're being a little extreme there. 317 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,541 Yeah, that's pretty extreme. 318 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:22,583 But they're hiding something from us, come on! 319 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,291 So, if you don't tell the truth, 320 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,125 As for me, I'm not coming! 321 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,458 All right, that's enough! 322 00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:31,208 Hmm... 323 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,333 We have "agné à otri." 324 00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:44,125 What? We didn't quite understand, Mom. 325 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,166 We won the lottery. 326 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,125 The lottery? 327 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,958 - Shh. - Really? No way! That can't be true! 328 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,000 In the lottery? 329 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,833 But you said that this game was stupid. 330 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,083 That was well deserved, 331 00:15:59,250 --> 00:15:59,958 money. 332 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:00,958 Monopoly, 333 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,208 It was forbidden. - That's right! 334 00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,791 We've said some silly things from time to time. 335 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:08,916 At your age, you need to sort things out. 336 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,583 We won the lottery! 337 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:12,666 "On, on"! 338 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,291 "We" won the lottery. 339 00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,625 Huh? Yeah, yeah. 340 00:16:16,791 --> 00:16:18,333 [the buzzing of a fly] 341 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,500 Yes, sorry. Yes, yes. 342 00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:22,750 "You" won the lottery. 343 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,458 Wait, that's unbelievable. 344 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:27,875 What were you thinking? 345 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,541 We were in the village with some... 346 00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:31,791 Hmm. 347 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,958 At the Café du Sanglier. 348 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:37,375 We were a little tipsy, so just for fun, 349 00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:39,125 We played one set of numbers. 350 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,208 And we won. 351 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:43,291 [Pierre laughs] 352 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,958 - That's it. - There you go. 353 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,375 That's all. 354 00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:48,541 Well, we're not going to 355 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,250 the whole dinner was about that. 356 00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:51,625 No, no. And... 357 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,208 How much? 358 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,291 "How much?" 359 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:58,833 The amount of the winnings. 360 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:00,916 Oh, oh... 361 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,250 Enough 362 00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:05,041 to care for people who need it. 363 00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,458 And give 364 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,416 a little bit of happiness. 365 00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:12,833 We understand the concept perfectly, but please forgive us for bringing it up again, 366 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:13,916 How much? 367 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:16,833 Pierre, we don't like talking about money. 368 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,250 Especially at the table. 369 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:20,291 Money doesn't mean anything. 370 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:23,208 It all depends on what you feel like doing. 371 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,458 It doesn't matter 372 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:25,666 your resources. 373 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,583 Oh, well, actually, yes. 374 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:30,166 Besides, it's none of your business. 375 00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:35,041 Okay. 376 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,625 We're a family, aren't we? 377 00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,250 How much do you have? 378 00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:42,541 on your account? 379 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:45,708 - It's not the same thing. - Are you sure? 380 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:49,166 You earned that money, so do whatever you want with it. 381 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,875 Well, as for us, with this windfall, 382 00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,708 We decided 383 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,250 with your father 384 00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:57,291 to make our dream come true. 385 00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:58,916 And to make you 386 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,750 lasagna. 387 00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:03,458 Okay, come on, I'm hungry. 388 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,291 You're right. 389 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,791 It's your money, 390 00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:08,250 That's none of our business. 391 00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:09,958 On the other hand... 392 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,833 You're not helping me— am I the only one wondering about this? 393 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:21,708 Pierre, we're not inside your head, either. 394 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,291 We get the idea, but... 395 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:28,000 (It's better if the oldest child asks.) 396 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,916 (Ah, I see, OK.) 397 00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:34,875 Um... Just... Are you planning to... 398 00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:37,250 Spend it all on the orphanage? 399 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,000 Or do you plan to... 400 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,833 give us a little, even just a tiny bit, 401 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,708 to us, your children? 402 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,125 I'm just wondering. 403 00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,500 No. 404 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,500 [Louise drops her utensils] 405 00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:55,875 Really? 406 00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:57,625 No. 407 00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,291 Right? 408 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:00,833 No. 409 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,083 Right? 410 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,541 No. 411 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,875 No, aren't you going to give us anything? 412 00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:10,625 Well, no. 413 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,333 [turtledoves are cooing] 414 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:20,333 OK, well... 415 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,750 No, no, but you have to make choices—that's for sure. 416 00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:28,000 It's true that we're doing okay. 417 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,583 Stop... 418 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,083 Compared to orphans, Pierre. 419 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,583 Except that we're your children. 420 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:36,666 And we have to 421 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,666 Share everything with you? 422 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:42,583 That's kind of what we've been doing with them ever since they were born. 423 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,125 I don't know, Dad, but... 424 00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:47,666 We are your children. 425 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,666 We're part of the same family, 426 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:52,583 You might have expected —I don't know... 427 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,625 Yes, we take care of one another. 428 00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:59,208 We celebrate Christmas, and we cry together at funerals. 429 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:02,583 We love each other, we argue, but we're not married. 430 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,125 Well, that's it. 431 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:09,000 Any other questions, Pierre? 432 00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:13,583 Well, then... 433 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:16,000 Shall we dig into this lasagna? 434 00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:17,333 Let's take them down! 435 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:42,250 - Hey, are there any beaches in Thailand? - They're going to Cambodia. 436 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:46,916 Are they allowed to do that here? 437 00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:50,708 To take care of orphans? 438 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,625 No, don't give us anything. 439 00:20:52,791 --> 00:20:54,833 Yes, we're adults. 440 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,833 It's pretty crazy, isn't it, that they're not giving us anything? 441 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,208 - Louise, right? - Yes, yes. 442 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:02,333 So, just say it! 443 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,291 I don't make a dime at the hospital— I wouldn't have minded that. 444 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:08,000 But that's their choice. 445 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,083 That's a pretty weird choice, though. 446 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,833 I'm not saying they give everything away, 447 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,791 But one little thing— symbolically speaking, it's not... 448 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:18,291 Symbols are important. 449 00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:21,958 Can't you push a little harder? 450 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,875 (Come on, Pierre, go ahead.) 451 00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:28,250 (You're really good at that, you've always been so good at it.) 452 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:31,375 Yeah. 453 00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:32,458 So? 454 00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:36,375 And I'm weak. 455 00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:38,375 - I'm scared. - Oh, Jules. 456 00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:40,500 At least respect yourself. 457 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,000 Kids! 458 00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,416 - Are you coming? - Yes, Dad, we're on our way. 459 00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:45,875 "Yes, Dad," but come on... 460 00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:47,750 (You're idiots.) 461 00:21:47,916 --> 00:21:49,000 Phew... 462 00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:50,750 - Jules, Jules. - What? 463 00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:52,916 (Let's go.) 464 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,333 (Wait, wait, wait.) 465 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:58,083 (I'm scared, I'm scared.) 466 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,541 Oh, damn it, come on. 467 00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:01,875 - (Wait, wait.) - No, go ahead. 468 00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:05,291 (Come on, Jules, you're a winner—go for it.) 469 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,416 Here's to your new life. 470 00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,208 And at the orphanage. 471 00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:10,250 At the orphanage. 472 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,791 At the orphanage. 473 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:12,750 And above all... 474 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:16,041 - To all those little orphans. - Who are very lucky. 475 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:17,833 Plus, having parents. 476 00:22:18,666 --> 00:22:19,958 No. 477 00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:23,041 To have you both, now, as my parents. 478 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,125 Honey, 479 00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:25,958 We won't let you down, 480 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:28,416 We're going to take care of children in need. 481 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,166 Yeah, well, kids 482 00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:32,583 who live 11,000 kilometers away. 483 00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:35,583 Because orphans— they're everywhere. 484 00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,333 You could do the same thing in France. 485 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,083 In Avignon, Aix, 486 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,458 Limoges. 487 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:42,750 It would cost less. 488 00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:44,500 Yeah, that's true. 489 00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:45,583 Right, Louise? 490 00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:47,416 Right, Louise? 491 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:48,625 Yes, that's true. 492 00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:50,916 Besides, it would be easier 493 00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:53,833 because we'd see you more often. 494 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,916 - Hmm. - Hmm. 495 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,625 No, and besides... 496 00:22:57,791 --> 00:22:59,125 Yes, and then... 497 00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:00,875 I don't know... 498 00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:02,416 (Ecology.) 499 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:06,083 And when it comes to carbon footprints, the environment, and all that... 500 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:09,375 That's serious, yeah. And anyway, we're going to have to get to work. 501 00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:13,083 A Paris–Phnom Penh flight is more expensive than a Paris–Avignon flight. 502 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:15,083 There are four of us traveling, 503 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:16,666 Can you imagine the budget? 504 00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:20,083 So, you'll have to decide who's coming and who isn't. 505 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,750 Phew... never mind. I can just picture myself... 506 00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:24,041 ♪ It'll Be You ♪ 507 00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:26,625 ♪ Who's going to Grandpa and Grandma's this year? ♪ 508 00:23:26,791 --> 00:23:28,416 ♪ in Cambodia. ♪ 509 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:31,166 "Sorry, Victoire, you missed your turn again. 510 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,666 "You're going to be alone again during the holidays." 511 00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:36,666 What's the problem?! 512 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:41,125 [owl hoots] 513 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,416 You need money, right? 514 00:23:45,583 --> 00:23:46,916 No... 515 00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:50,083 No, but really! We live well compared to others. 516 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,791 Are you in good health? 517 00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:55,416 My cholesterol is a little high, but I'm okay. 518 00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,083 How about you? Are you okay? 519 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,916 - Well, yeah, I'm fine, I guess... - Yeah, me too. 520 00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,000 Yeah, well, there you go. 521 00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:05,416 You're doing well compared to others. 522 00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:08,541 It could be better, just like everyone else. 523 00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:11,208 But overall, it's okay, right? 524 00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:12,666 - Yes, yes. - Yes. 525 00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:14,125 You have suffered 526 00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:16,500 When you were a child? 527 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:18,666 [all] No. 528 00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:22,458 Did you miss anything? 529 00:24:23,541 --> 00:24:24,458 No. 530 00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,458 You have no idea. 531 00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:30,875 You could have been born in Syria, in Afghanistan, 532 00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:33,583 be sold into slavery at the age of four. 533 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:36,250 No, you were born under a lucky star, 534 00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:38,083 with pretty cool parents. 535 00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,333 And we passed it on to you 536 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,750 what we were supposed to pass on to you. 537 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:43,916 I'm talking about principles. 538 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,541 - Of course. - Yes, of course, yes. 539 00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:50,375 After that, you did whatever you wanted with it. 540 00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:53,625 We weren't perfect, but we did the best we could. 541 00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:59,041 And today, we've chosen to give our time and this money 542 00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:00,541 to these underprivileged children. 543 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:03,666 And we'll invite our grandchildren 544 00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:06,708 to come as often as they'd like. 545 00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:07,791 There you go. 546 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:10,375 There you go. 547 00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:12,208 Well... 548 00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:14,000 That's clear, isn't it? 549 00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:15,500 It's not worth it 550 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,250 to insist? 551 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:18,625 Exactly. 552 00:25:20,666 --> 00:25:23,208 I'm not really hungry anymore, so I'm going to bed. 553 00:25:27,041 --> 00:25:28,583 We'll let you clear the table. 554 00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:33,458 Good night. 555 00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,041 Good night, Dad. 556 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:37,416 Good night, Mom! 557 00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:43,125 And thanks, Mom—your lasagna was so good! 558 00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:46,083 Hi! 559 00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:49,833 [an owl hoots] 560 00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:52,875 It's freezing, isn't it? 561 00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,916 So, now that they're armored, 562 00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:06,083 Who cares? 563 00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:08,583 [Louise] No, but come on, Pierre, you're taking it too far. 564 00:26:11,291 --> 00:26:13,041 It was a little tense, wasn't it? 565 00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:14,750 "Tense"? 566 00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:19,333 They won the lottery, and they won't give us a dime. 567 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,166 - You're not going to let this go? - No. 568 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:24,958 - You were really annoying the whole dinner. - Shh... 569 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:29,833 They're in good health—that's great— and they have a project they're really excited about, 570 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,250 We shouldn't spoil their fun. 571 00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:34,125 Loulou is right. 572 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:37,041 We tried, but it's a lost cause. 573 00:26:38,791 --> 00:26:42,250 You guys are such a pain, I can't believe it. 574 00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:44,333 That's it, let go, let go. 575 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:46,500 - Phew... - Pierre, chill out. 576 00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:50,291 - They really deserved it. - You're right, everything's fine. 577 00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:51,833 It's their money. 578 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,041 There you go. 579 00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:55,541 - To our dear parents. - To our dear parents. 580 00:26:58,125 --> 00:26:59,625 Alice, the answer is no. 581 00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:03,416 We've already talked about this, and we agreed. 582 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:05,000 Yes, I know. 583 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,625 No, but I didn't think it would be this hard. 584 00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:11,833 I have to admit, neither do I. 585 00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:15,583 They sure came back with a vengeance, those little bastards. 586 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,791 We knew they weren't going to be overjoyed, but... 587 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:21,833 They're not going to make the decision for us. 588 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,625 Yes, but it's true. 589 00:27:24,916 --> 00:27:29,125 You're right, they just need some time to process the information. 590 00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:31,791 Things will be better tomorrow. Come on. 591 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,250 Exactly. 592 00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:36,625 Also, I wanted to tell you, you were perfect. 593 00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:38,625 Patient, but firm. 594 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,875 - I don't know. - Oh, yes, I do. 595 00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:45,833 I actually thought it was pretty sexy. 596 00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:50,625 Hmm, wow. 597 00:27:52,666 --> 00:27:54,291 Money's no problem. 598 00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:55,833 That's fine. 599 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:58,416 Pierre? 600 00:27:58,583 --> 00:28:01,291 How much do you think they won? 601 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:05,166 I don't know, you know... 602 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,416 An orphanage in Cambodia, 603 00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,666 You don't have to look far. 604 00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:12,541 150,000, 200,000, 500,000 euros. 605 00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:15,125 - Oh yeah, really. - That's huge. 606 00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:16,750 It helps. 607 00:28:16,916 --> 00:28:18,208 [Jules] 500,000 euros? 608 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:19,708 Probably less. 609 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:22,750 "Even less"—even 500 euros—I would have taken it. 610 00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:25,666 As for me, even 250 would make me ecstatic. 611 00:28:25,833 --> 00:28:29,541 That's impressive, your financial ambition, guys. 612 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,833 What about you, Pierre? 613 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,500 What would you do if you won the lottery? 614 00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:37,041 What if I won the lottery? 615 00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:41,458 I would fund a community farm 616 00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:44,500 which would be run by former inmates. 617 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:48,291 A kind of eco-friendly, contemplative guesthouse. 618 00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:50,750 Without a cell phone. 619 00:28:50,916 --> 00:28:52,500 Where people would live naked. 620 00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:56,541 They would make honey. But wait—organic honey. 621 00:28:58,333 --> 00:28:59,250 Really? 622 00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:01,416 Nah, just kidding! 623 00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:02,583 I actually believed it! 624 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:06,458 As for me, it's the red Porsche 911 Carrera! 625 00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:09,208 - Now that's classy! - Shh. 626 00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:13,333 - Except that we're your kids. - We're all part of the same family. 627 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,333 We have to make choices. 628 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:19,708 - Except that we're your children. - We're all part of the same family. 629 00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:25,000 OK, Loulou, if you win the lottery, 630 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:27,916 You'll stuff yourself with feta and grilled calamari 631 00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:29,500 by the pool? 632 00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:31,916 - Yeah, so what? Is that bad? - Yes. 633 00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:33,166 It's beautiful. 634 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,666 A wonderful, very generous life plan. 635 00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:37,291 First, I'll give 636 00:29:37,458 --> 00:29:38,583 money 637 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:40,125 to a humanitarian effort. 638 00:29:40,291 --> 00:29:42,791 - Yeah, that's true, yeah. - Really? 639 00:29:42,958 --> 00:29:44,541 I donate, too. 640 00:29:44,833 --> 00:29:47,916 But first, I'm going to hire a guy to take down Berthier. 641 00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:49,625 Who is Berthier? 642 00:29:49,791 --> 00:29:54,041 It was a guy who posted in a tweet 643 00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,375 that my criticism oozed... 644 00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:57,708 Get ready. 645 00:29:58,916 --> 00:30:01,583 "The Bitterness of the Failed Writer." 646 00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:04,333 Oh no, look, he's pissed. 647 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,250 The way he talks to my brother! 648 00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:08,291 You didn't know that? 649 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:12,541 That guy—I'm going to smash his knees with a baseball bat. 650 00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:13,791 Yeah! 651 00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:15,791 Hm, hm, hm, hm! 652 00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:17,666 Oh. 653 00:30:20,416 --> 00:30:22,750 You've started to make a dent in the inheritance. 654 00:30:22,916 --> 00:30:23,916 You did the right thing. 655 00:30:24,916 --> 00:30:26,125 We need to talk to you. 656 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:28,041 - Again? - Have a seat. 657 00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:30,083 You guys are weird, 658 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:33,125 For 45 years, you haven't lifted a finger, 659 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:34,875 no surprises, 660 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,250 and then, bam! 661 00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:39,083 The lottery, Cambodia, the orphanage. 662 00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:40,083 How much? 663 00:30:42,916 --> 00:30:45,416 "As much as you want" of what? 664 00:30:46,166 --> 00:30:47,833 Your mother and I have been thinking about it, 665 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,791 We figured that your reaction might be normal. 666 00:30:51,958 --> 00:30:54,000 Even if we think it's mediocre. 667 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:56,833 But hey, that's just us— we didn't raise you right. 668 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,458 You've been far too lucky in life, 669 00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:02,625 So that makes it a little challenging. 670 00:31:02,791 --> 00:31:05,875 But we love you, and we want you to be happy. 671 00:31:06,041 --> 00:31:07,291 So, how much? 672 00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:10,291 Are you kidding me? 673 00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:11,958 No, no. 674 00:31:12,666 --> 00:31:13,583 Are you sure? 675 00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:15,791 Yeah, we had a big fight, 676 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,291 We've made up our minds, 677 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:19,625 So please, be kind and reply to us. 678 00:31:19,791 --> 00:31:22,500 How much money do you need to be happy? 679 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:25,750 Dad, 680 00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:27,083 Mom... 681 00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:28,958 It's complicated. 682 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:30,833 You may decline. 683 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,041 - No, no, no! - No, no, no. 684 00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:34,458 But that's awkward. 685 00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:35,541 Why? 686 00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:39,750 Because it's your money and because it's hard to say. 687 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,541 We understand. 688 00:31:42,750 --> 00:31:43,583 Write it down. 689 00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:48,500 Write down the amount if it's too complicated. 690 00:31:48,666 --> 00:31:53,000 It's not that simple; it depends on how much you earned. 691 00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:55,041 No, that's exactly why it doesn't depend. 692 00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:58,833 Please give us an amount that you think is fair. 693 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,791 - We'll let you know if it's possible. - Is that clear? 694 00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:03,750 Any questions? 695 00:32:03,916 --> 00:32:05,583 - Well... - No? Okay, fine. 696 00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:06,916 Let's go. 697 00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:10,000 Don't stay up too late, kids. 698 00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:13,416 Remember to turn off the lights— it's not... 699 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:14,666 [ensemble] "It's not Versailles." 700 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:16,000 Yeah, we know. 701 00:32:19,416 --> 00:32:21,708 You were perfect, sweetheart. 702 00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:23,083 Do you think so? 703 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,958 Authoritarian, but fair. 704 00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:26,333 Thank you. 705 00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:31,500 In my opinion, they're going to have a terrible night. 706 00:32:31,666 --> 00:32:33,375 [they laugh] 707 00:32:33,541 --> 00:32:36,041 - Let's take turns. - No, but... 708 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,375 Reatrei 709 00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:45,083 suostei. 710 00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:46,916 Yes. 711 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:49,500 Good night to you, too, sweetheart. 712 00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:50,958 Thank you, honey. 713 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:52,416 [they laugh] 714 00:32:57,416 --> 00:32:59,750 What would make us truly happy? 715 00:32:59,916 --> 00:33:01,666 Oh, what a lousy question. 716 00:33:05,916 --> 00:33:08,375 So, how much are we asking for? 717 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,875 "How much?" you're going to ask, 718 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,333 I don't know about that. 719 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,833 - We'll decide together, right? - Yes. 720 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,416 No, they asked each and every one of us 721 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:22,416 which would make him truly happy. 722 00:33:24,916 --> 00:33:26,500 What are you doing? 723 00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:29,791 - Wait, did you figure it out? - Pierrot, tell us! 724 00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:33,333 - How much are you going to ask for? - Don't be so stingy! 725 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:34,833 Please. 726 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:39,583 Good night, kids. 727 00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,958 Oh, what a crappy night. 728 00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,208 [they sigh] 729 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,041 (What a pain in the ass...) 730 00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:49,875 Damn! 731 00:33:50,041 --> 00:33:52,458 [the wild boar grunts] 732 00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:55,125 ["Wild World" by Cat Stevens] 733 00:34:05,541 --> 00:34:08,375 ♪ Now that I've lost everything to you ♪ 734 00:34:08,541 --> 00:34:12,041 ♪ You say you wanna start something new ♪ 735 00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:16,333 ♪ And it's breaking my heart that you're leaving ♪ 736 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,083 ♪ Baby, I'm grieving ♪ 737 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:21,708 ♪ But if you want to leave, take good care ♪ 738 00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:24,791 ♪ Hope you have lots of nice clothes to wear ♪ 739 00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:29,500 ♪ But then a lot of nice things go wrong out there ♪ 740 00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:36,833 ♪ Oh baby, baby, it's a wild world ♪ 741 00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:41,541 ♪ It's hard to get by on just a smile ♪ 742 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:50,041 ♪ Oh baby, baby, it's a wild world ♪ 743 00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:56,125 ♪ I'll always remember you like a child, girl ♪ 744 00:34:57,666 --> 00:35:01,250 ♪ You know I've seen a lot of what the world is capable of ♪ 745 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:03,791 ♪ And it's breaking my heart in two ♪ 746 00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:08,500 ♪ Because I never want to see you sad, girl ♪ 747 00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:10,208 ♪ Don't Be a Bad Girl ♪ 748 00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:14,375 ♪ But if you want to leave, take good care ♪ 749 00:35:14,541 --> 00:35:17,583 ♪ Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there ♪ 750 00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:22,333 ♪ But just remember, there's a lot of bad out there, so be careful ♪ 751 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,375 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 752 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:29,916 ♪ Oh baby, baby, it's a wild world ♪ 753 00:35:31,291 --> 00:35:35,708 ♪ It's hard to get by on just a smile ♪ 754 00:35:37,541 --> 00:35:42,416 ♪ Oh baby, baby, it's a wild world ♪ 755 00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:48,041 ♪ I'll always remember you like a child, girl ♪ 756 00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:58,916 (Oh! Ouch, crap!) 757 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,708 ♪ Baby, I love you ♪ 758 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:06,541 ♪ But if you want to leave, take good care ♪ 759 00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:09,750 ♪ Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there ♪ 760 00:36:09,916 --> 00:36:13,916 ♪ But just remember, there's a lot of bad stuff out there, so be careful ♪ 761 00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:21,250 ♪ Oh baby, baby, it's a wild world ♪ 762 00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:27,500 ♪ It's hard to get by on just a smile ♪ 763 00:36:27,666 --> 00:36:29,166 [he grumbles] 764 00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:33,916 ♪ Oh baby, baby, it's a wild world ♪ 765 00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:37,416 - [squeak] - [a leg of the bed breaks] 766 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:44,708 Damn wild boar, he pissed me off right up until the very end. 767 00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:48,708 Where's that jerk hiding? 768 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:50,791 On the swing. 769 00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:54,500 The kids are on the swing. 770 00:36:59,916 --> 00:37:04,083 Honestly, it's disgusting that they asked us to do that. 771 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:07,458 It's as if I were stealing from their wallets. 772 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:09,208 I'm so ashamed, too. 773 00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:12,083 Oh, come on, that's ridiculous. 774 00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:15,541 Life is great, who cares, it's just money. 775 00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:17,041 - It's all about the money. - You're right. 776 00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:19,333 How much did you ask for? 777 00:37:20,916 --> 00:37:22,291 What about you? 778 00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:24,125 I asked first. 779 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:25,916 - Oh, that guy! - What? 780 00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:28,958 - Go ahead, how much did you ask for? - No, I'm not telling. 781 00:37:29,125 --> 00:37:32,125 - Come on, it's just money. - I didn't ask for anything. 782 00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:34,500 - Say it. - No, I don't feel like it. 783 00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:36,708 - You're such a kid—that's crazy. - Yeah, right. 784 00:37:36,875 --> 00:37:38,041 Oh, shit. 785 00:37:41,791 --> 00:37:44,000 [Alice] How are you, my darlings? Did you sleep well? 786 00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:46,916 You do look a little tired, though. 787 00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:50,250 Yeah, it's a little weird what's going on. 788 00:37:50,416 --> 00:37:54,083 We were mean to do that to you in the middle of the night. 789 00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:57,208 But you'll get over it easily, 790 00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,916 I think so. 791 00:37:59,083 --> 00:38:00,291 Go ahead, honey. 792 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:03,541 That way, we won't talk about it anymore, and we'll move on. 793 00:38:03,708 --> 00:38:06,375 - And we take advantage of each other. - So... 794 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:09,625 There you go. 795 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:12,791 Jules. 796 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:14,625 (Thank you.) 797 00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:16,375 Louise. 798 00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:18,416 (Thank you.) 799 00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:19,625 And... 800 00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:25,583 Pierre. 801 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:28,583 There you go. 802 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:30,500 Well, so... 803 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:34,875 We were forced to make cuts to the orphanage's budget. 804 00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:36,750 We got rid of the toilets. 805 00:38:37,791 --> 00:38:39,291 Huh? No... 806 00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:42,958 - Dad, that's impossible. - Mom, didn't you say yes? 807 00:38:43,125 --> 00:38:44,458 We don't want it anymore. 808 00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:46,250 Yeah, but put the toilet back. 809 00:38:46,416 --> 00:38:48,041 I'm just kidding. 810 00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:50,083 The money you're given 811 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:52,041 doesn't change a thing 812 00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:53,458 for the orphanage. 813 00:38:53,625 --> 00:38:55,250 I hope this helps. 814 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:58,625 Well, we'll leave you to it. We're going to run some errands. 815 00:38:58,791 --> 00:39:01,916 Come on. Put that gun away— I don't like that. 816 00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:04,416 [Alice] See you later, kids. 817 00:39:07,291 --> 00:39:09,333 [Pierre] Dad, we can see you. 818 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,125 [Alice] Oh my! 819 00:39:11,291 --> 00:39:12,458 [Jules laughs] 820 00:39:12,625 --> 00:39:14,708 That's crazy! 821 00:39:14,875 --> 00:39:17,333 We thought they were going to die, 822 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:20,125 And then, they hand out checks to us. 823 00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:21,958 - Open it. - Go ahead, open it. 824 00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,125 Wait until they've left. 825 00:39:24,291 --> 00:39:27,375 You're the oldest, so you go first. 826 00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:29,583 - OK, all right. - Open up! 827 00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:33,500 - But Pierre, what are you doing? - Wait, just a second! 828 00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:36,625 [Louise] What's wrong? 829 00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:41,416 Say. 830 00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:43,208 (That can't be.) 831 00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,500 - What? - What? 832 00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:48,833 They gave me what I asked for. 833 00:39:49,458 --> 00:39:50,500 What do you mean? 834 00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:52,208 100,000. 835 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,666 [Pierre bursts out laughing] 836 00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:57,375 Euros? 837 00:39:58,375 --> 00:40:01,250 100,000 euros! Look. 838 00:40:01,416 --> 00:40:04,875 One, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, 100,000 euros! 839 00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:07,208 Did you ask for 100,000 euros? 840 00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:08,500 Are you crazy? 841 00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:10,291 You're lecturing me, 842 00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:12,500 But you, does that bother you? 843 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:15,250 to steal everything from those poor kids. 844 00:40:15,416 --> 00:40:16,958 Yeah, what a shame. 845 00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:19,458 [Jules] You're out of it, Pierre. 846 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:21,500 Who do you think you are? 847 00:40:21,666 --> 00:40:22,708 [Jules] You disgust me. 848 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:27,708 Well... 849 00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:28,833 I really thought 850 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,708 that they wouldn't get over it. 851 00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:34,291 Your joke about the bathroom— that wasn't very funny. 852 00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:35,625 Yes, that's true. 853 00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:37,791 I was talking about checks. 854 00:40:41,666 --> 00:40:42,833 Are you okay, honey? 855 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,958 This is Yves and Marie-Ange. 856 00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:47,541 I figured as much, 857 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:51,791 They're the only ones left who still send us postcards. 858 00:40:51,958 --> 00:40:53,250 So, shall we go? 859 00:40:53,416 --> 00:40:56,416 It's pretty, after all, Saint-Caradec-Trégomel. 860 00:40:56,583 --> 00:40:59,833 It's too bad we never went to see them there. 861 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,125 At the same time, I don't really like Brittany. 862 00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:05,125 But why? 863 00:41:05,666 --> 00:41:06,791 That's far away. 864 00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:10,916 No, but thank goodness I love you. 865 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:14,250 I get it, you saw that hottie. 866 00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:26,250 They didn't give you 867 00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:27,958 What did you want? 868 00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:29,416 - Well, no. - No. 869 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,333 I'm really sorry. 870 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:34,458 How much? 871 00:41:38,291 --> 00:41:39,375 100,000. 872 00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:40,500 100,000 euros. 873 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,708 How much did you ask for? 874 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,958 - Something like that. - Not far off. 875 00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:46,416 Louise. Jules. 876 00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:48,833 20,000. 877 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,291 5,300. 878 00:41:50,791 --> 00:41:52,083 What? 879 00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:54,291 The 300 is for my washing machine. 880 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:55,708 That's impossible. 881 00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:59,000 Ah, those losers! Oh! Hey! Who do we have to thank for that?! 882 00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:01,250 - Thanks, Pierrot! - Thanks, Pierrot! 883 00:42:01,416 --> 00:42:03,333 Ha! Ha! 884 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,500 All of a sudden, 100,000 francs, 885 00:42:05,666 --> 00:42:07,125 It's less scandalous. 886 00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:10,333 - That's a completely different matter. - We didn't ask for it. 887 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:14,583 - Where are the car keys? - In the living room—I'll go get them. 888 00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:15,875 - Thanks, Dad! - Thanks. 889 00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:18,458 You guys are crazy. Thanks, Mom. 890 00:42:18,625 --> 00:42:19,583 That's just how we are. 891 00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:23,208 In the interest of fairness, as you may have noticed... 892 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:25,708 Thank you, Dad! Thank you, Mom! 893 00:42:25,875 --> 00:42:29,000 - We're really happy. - Well, we're happy, too. 894 00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:31,000 Make good use of it. 895 00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:32,666 - Let's go to the market. - Let's go. 896 00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:34,000 I'm on my way. 897 00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:35,125 Dad? 898 00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:36,500 Mom? 899 00:42:36,666 --> 00:42:37,500 I'd prefer 900 00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:40,000 Please don't mention it to the children. 901 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:41,583 Why? 902 00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:45,041 I'm afraid it will discourage them from their studies 903 00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:47,708 to know that there's a fortune in the bank. 904 00:42:47,875 --> 00:42:49,166 - See? - All right. 905 00:42:50,041 --> 00:42:51,166 Yeah, me too. 906 00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:54,500 Don't say anything to Sylvia— it might change our relationship. 907 00:42:54,666 --> 00:42:55,875 Of course, yes. 908 00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:57,750 Who is Sylvia? 909 00:42:57,916 --> 00:43:01,250 We didn't have the pleasure of meeting her, Jules. 910 00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:04,583 Oh, right. Yes. 911 00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:05,833 Louise? 912 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,208 Same here—not a word to Jean-Pierre. 913 00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,958 I don't want this to change our relationship. 914 00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:14,333 I promise, Louise, we won't tell Jean-Pierre. 915 00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:17,125 Sure. Okay, come on, let's go. 916 00:43:17,291 --> 00:43:19,666 Wait, let's go grocery shopping. 917 00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:21,666 No, we'll take care of everything. 918 00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,083 Have a great time here. 919 00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:24,833 We'll be back very soon. 920 00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:30,333 Jean-Pierre? Are you dating someone older? 921 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:32,416 Come on, it's my cat. 922 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:34,500 I had forgotten. 923 00:43:34,666 --> 00:43:36,333 Hey, guess what? 924 00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:39,708 Personally, I really like this day. 925 00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:41,583 - 100,000 euros. - 100,000 bucks. 926 00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:45,250 - 100,000 euros...! - No way, that's crazy. 927 00:43:45,416 --> 00:43:48,708 - Want to go for a bike ride? - Oh no, that's lame. 928 00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:50,000 Come on, come on! 929 00:43:52,666 --> 00:43:53,625 Come on. 930 00:43:53,791 --> 00:43:55,750 [he sighs] 931 00:43:58,333 --> 00:43:59,750 Are you okay, honey? 932 00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:04,458 This is the first time I've written a check with so many zeros. 933 00:44:04,916 --> 00:44:06,375 And I made three of them. 934 00:44:06,541 --> 00:44:10,208 Can you imagine my mind— that of a unionized teacher who lived through May '68? 935 00:44:10,375 --> 00:44:13,750 Who's overdosing on capitalist pleasure? 936 00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:17,833 Capitalist pleasure? 937 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,208 Yes, it's a real treat, that little Rockefeller vibe, 938 00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:23,291 that feeling of power. 939 00:44:23,458 --> 00:44:25,083 You're having a low blood sugar episode. 940 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:27,750 No, I promise, I'm doing just fine. 941 00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:31,583 I wasn't expecting that, but what a blast! 942 00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:34,958 It's making the kids happy that brings you the most joy. 943 00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:36,666 Yes, but... 944 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:39,833 Not just that, strangely enough. 945 00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:43,291 Well, we'll talk about it later. 946 00:44:43,458 --> 00:44:46,291 - We're going to be late. - Yes. 947 00:44:47,916 --> 00:44:50,250 "Capitalist pleasure." 948 00:44:50,416 --> 00:44:52,500 ["Mes emmerdes," by Charles Aznavour] 949 00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:55,125 ♪ I worked for years, ♪ 950 00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:58,750 ♪ without pause, day and night ♪ 951 00:44:58,916 --> 00:45:01,458 ♪ - To succeed... - That's right. ♪ 952 00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:03,500 ♪ - To climb... - Oh yes. ♪ 953 00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:05,541 ♪ The Summit ♪ 954 00:45:05,708 --> 00:45:08,541 ♪ - Forgetting... - Forgetting... ♪ 955 00:45:08,708 --> 00:45:10,458 ♪ - Often in... - Often in... ♪ 956 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,625 ♪ My Race Against Time ♪ 957 00:45:13,666 --> 00:45:15,875 ♪ My friends, my loves, ♪ 958 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:19,416 ♪ My Problems ♪ 959 00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:23,041 ♪ - With All My Heart - With All My Heart ♪ 960 00:45:23,208 --> 00:45:24,791 ♪ - I ran - I ran ♪ 961 00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:26,916 ♪ - Thirsty - Thirsty ♪ 962 00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:28,416 ♪ Stubborn ♪ 963 00:45:28,583 --> 00:45:30,375 ♪ - Toward the Horizon - The Horizon ♪ 964 00:45:30,541 --> 00:45:31,958 ♪ - The Illusion - The Illusion ♪ 965 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:34,958 ♪ - Toward the Abstract - The Abstract ♪ 966 00:45:35,125 --> 00:45:37,958 ♪ It's heartbreaking to make sacrifices, ♪ 967 00:45:38,125 --> 00:45:42,000 ♪ I admit it now ♪ 968 00:45:42,166 --> 00:45:47,291 ♪ My friends, my loves, my troubles ♪ 969 00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:52,416 ♪ - My friends, it was all about sharing - Everything ♪ 970 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,583 ♪ My lovers were really good at making love ♪ 971 00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:56,875 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 972 00:45:57,041 --> 00:46:00,041 ♪ My troubles were the kind we had at that age... ♪ 973 00:46:01,416 --> 00:46:04,416 Watch out, kids, Jules Gauthier is coming! 974 00:46:04,583 --> 00:46:08,250 And he took off his training wheels, so he's not very steady anymore! 975 00:46:08,416 --> 00:46:10,333 [the children laugh] 976 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:13,208 I have the crappiest bike, as usual! 977 00:46:13,375 --> 00:46:16,250 ♪ But there's a "but" ♪ 978 00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:20,625 ♪ I'd give everything I have ♪ 979 00:46:20,791 --> 00:46:22,208 ♪ Not quite ♪ 980 00:46:22,375 --> 00:46:24,166 ♪ - To find... - I admit it ♪ 981 00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:25,541 Come on, go ahead. 982 00:46:25,708 --> 00:46:27,000 He's happy. 983 00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:30,458 ♪ My friends, my loves, my troubles ♪ 984 00:46:32,291 --> 00:46:33,500 Jules! 985 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:35,500 Watch out, hey! 986 00:46:41,416 --> 00:46:42,916 Oh, those big bastards! 987 00:46:45,458 --> 00:46:47,500 [The church bells are ringing.] 988 00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,041 [a crow caws] 989 00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:58,250 The lottery, my ass. 990 00:47:00,333 --> 00:47:01,666 150 million. 991 00:47:01,833 --> 00:47:04,875 It's not an orphanage that they're going to build, 992 00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:06,333 It's an airport. 993 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,833 They might not know about it. 994 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,791 Ah, Jules! 995 00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:12,958 (Okay, come on.) 996 00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:19,541 Well, if they give us just a tiny bit of 150 million, 997 00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:21,791 It's just monstrous right off the bat. 998 00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:24,958 Even if they give us 10%, that's 15 million. 999 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:26,333 That makes five each. 1000 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:27,583 - (Five million?) - Yes. 1001 00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:30,166 10%—that's a percentage of people living in poverty! 1002 00:47:30,333 --> 00:47:31,541 Shh. 1003 00:47:31,708 --> 00:47:32,916 Oh, look, 1004 00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:34,500 Let's talk. 1005 00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:36,375 (150 million!) 1006 00:47:36,541 --> 00:47:38,333 - (Seriously?!) - Bastards. 1007 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:43,166 [warrior percussion theme] 1008 00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:45,166 Set at 5%, 1009 00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:48,166 It can bring in 20,000 euros a month. 1010 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,166 - Really? - Yes! 1011 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,500 - Without working? - Exactly. 1012 00:47:52,666 --> 00:47:54,708 Why won't they give us anything? 1013 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:56,333 That's disgusting! 1014 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:57,916 Phew... 1015 00:47:58,083 --> 00:47:59,458 Excuse me, but... 1016 00:47:59,625 --> 00:48:00,916 What? 1017 00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:04,166 They gave us 100,000 euros, after all. 1018 00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:05,416 Excuse me? 1019 00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:06,958 Yeah, hey... 1020 00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:10,333 They gave us 100,000 euros each. 1021 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:13,208 But Jules, 100,000 euros is nothing. 1022 00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:16,083 - Worse than that, it's humiliating. - It's crap. 1023 00:48:16,250 --> 00:48:18,833 Why don't they want us to be happy? 1024 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,291 You're really going all out there. 1025 00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:22,166 Wouldn't you like that? 1026 00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:25,416 Wouldn't you like to buy yourself an apartment or a car? 1027 00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:27,958 Do whatever you want without overthinking it? 1028 00:48:28,125 --> 00:48:29,166 What about you, Louise? 1029 00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:31,541 - Yeah. - Me too! 1030 00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:33,541 And they know it very well! 1031 00:48:38,625 --> 00:48:42,625 - What did we do to them? - Did one of us screw up? 1032 00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:46,708 They're not going to take our money away just because you're a conservative! 1033 00:48:46,875 --> 00:48:49,125 If that's the case, I'm joining the CGT! 1034 00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:51,333 What a strong political conviction! 1035 00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:53,416 Above a certain amount, 1036 00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:57,416 Political convictions are a lack of discernment. 1037 00:48:57,583 --> 00:49:01,208 There's nothing we can do about it if we weren't born in Afghanistan! 1038 00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:02,500 [Jules] They're punishing us. 1039 00:49:02,666 --> 00:49:04,875 No, they're not punishing us, 1040 00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:06,583 They're torturing us. 1041 00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:09,958 First, they make us believe that they're going to die, 1042 00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:14,833 Then they say they won the lottery and won't give us a thing. 1043 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,666 Then, in the middle of the night, they ask us how much we want. 1044 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:22,041 Then they'll write us a check for 100,000 balles, 1045 00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:23,500 and, to top it all off, 1046 00:49:23,666 --> 00:49:27,000 We find out that he's just a parking attendant! 1047 00:49:27,166 --> 00:49:28,208 They're suffocating us. 1048 00:49:28,375 --> 00:49:30,125 Damn, that's going to draw blood. 1049 00:49:31,791 --> 00:49:32,958 Get lost, 1050 00:49:33,125 --> 00:49:34,291 Gnomes! 1051 00:49:34,458 --> 00:49:35,500 [they're shouting] 1052 00:49:35,666 --> 00:49:37,458 Get lost! 1053 00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:40,958 [the theme builds in intensity] 1054 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,208 [Pierre's bike squeaks] 1055 00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:52,875 - [she knocks on the gate] - [creak] 1056 00:49:58,625 --> 00:50:00,125 [the brakes squeak] 1057 00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:05,041 Daaad...! 1058 00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:06,166 Daaad...! 1059 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:09,541 [the subdued war theme builds to a crescendo] 1060 00:50:13,416 --> 00:50:14,833 [sharp note] 1061 00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:21,416 We won't give you anything more. 1062 00:50:22,666 --> 00:50:23,958 We haven't changed our minds. 1063 00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:25,500 We fully own it. 1064 00:50:26,208 --> 00:50:27,291 What else? 1065 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:29,291 Mom, that's impossible. 1066 00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:32,541 We would have preferred that it remain a secret. 1067 00:50:32,708 --> 00:50:33,958 I wouldn't be surprised. 1068 00:50:34,125 --> 00:50:36,708 To lie to us like that, to us, your children? 1069 00:50:36,875 --> 00:50:38,916 No, we didn't lie to you. 1070 00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:40,833 Oh? Go ahead. 1071 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,916 Why do you give us alms? 1072 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:47,208 even though you won 150 million euros? 1073 00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:48,375 For your own good. 1074 00:50:48,541 --> 00:50:50,250 [Jules] For our own good? 1075 00:50:50,625 --> 00:50:53,666 Excuse me, but in this case, I think it's a mistake. 1076 00:50:53,833 --> 00:50:56,208 It doesn't work at all. 1077 00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:59,083 We're not doing well at all, at all. 1078 00:50:59,250 --> 00:51:02,708 Because you're in shock, but that's normal. 1079 00:51:05,666 --> 00:51:07,125 [controversial topic] 1080 00:51:15,166 --> 00:51:16,375 Not even... 1081 00:51:17,458 --> 00:51:18,375 10%? 1082 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:21,250 8%. 1083 00:51:21,416 --> 00:51:22,833 Stop it! 1084 00:51:24,708 --> 00:51:27,458 This is a decision that has been carefully considered. 1085 00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:29,125 We've already talked about it 1086 00:51:29,291 --> 00:51:30,958 Last night, right? 1087 00:51:31,125 --> 00:51:34,416 We didn't know you'd earned Burkina Faso's GDP! 1088 00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:36,041 Mom, why? 1089 00:51:36,208 --> 00:51:37,833 Because we love you. 1090 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,791 I don't want to hear that! 1091 00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:40,791 Excuse me, 1092 00:51:40,958 --> 00:51:41,875 That's weird. 1093 00:51:42,041 --> 00:51:43,375 In general, 1094 00:51:43,541 --> 00:51:45,666 We give gifts to the children. 1095 00:51:45,833 --> 00:51:49,625 So, gifts are nice— a dress, a little piece of jewelry. 1096 00:51:49,791 --> 00:51:51,375 A car, a boat. 1097 00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:54,875 You were each given 100,000 euros, for crying out loud! 1098 00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:57,000 Me, over the past 45 years 1099 00:51:57,166 --> 00:51:58,166 career, 1100 00:51:58,333 --> 00:52:01,541 That's barely what I was able to save! 1101 00:52:01,708 --> 00:52:03,708 And then you touch them... 1102 00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:07,333 Simply because you are our children! 1103 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:08,958 Isn't that just a gift?! 1104 00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:11,750 We think that wouldn't be in your best interest 1105 00:52:11,916 --> 00:52:14,666 to give you more money. 1106 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:15,958 Imagine your life 1107 00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:18,291 if you hit the jackpot today. 1108 00:52:18,458 --> 00:52:19,500 You're going to dream 1109 00:52:19,666 --> 00:52:20,875 What? 1110 00:52:21,041 --> 00:52:22,250 You will fight 1111 00:52:22,416 --> 00:52:24,375 What for? 1112 00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:25,500 That's our business. 1113 00:52:25,666 --> 00:52:27,166 We don't want to get our hopes up. 1114 00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:29,958 No, we just want to have fun right now. 1115 00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:31,791 It's not millions 1116 00:52:31,958 --> 00:52:33,500 that you'll love. 1117 00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:34,666 That's selfish. 1118 00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:36,583 Let me remind you just how much 1119 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:37,583 What did you want? 1120 00:52:38,166 --> 00:52:39,083 Psst... 1121 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:40,333 Well, yeah. 1122 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,500 So much money, 1123 00:52:42,666 --> 00:52:44,125 It can drive you crazy. 1124 00:52:44,291 --> 00:52:45,250 I'm okay, phew... 1125 00:52:45,416 --> 00:52:47,250 Pierre, you didn't want us to talk 1126 00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:49,791 the 100,000 euros to your children. 1127 00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:52,208 No, but these ones are really tiny, 1128 00:52:52,375 --> 00:52:53,875 They don't realize it. 1129 00:52:54,041 --> 00:52:55,208 Don't take them 1130 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:57,333 for idiots. - Excuse me? 1131 00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:58,458 Damn it, 1132 00:52:58,625 --> 00:53:02,458 Stop saying "sorry" when you don't know what to say! 1133 00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,541 It would have been easier 1134 00:53:04,708 --> 00:53:07,166 to give it to you—all that money! 1135 00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:08,833 One bank transfer, and presto! 1136 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,083 Well, there you go. 1137 00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:14,875 If it's easy, why don't you do it? 1138 00:53:15,916 --> 00:53:17,583 Hey, life is short. 1139 00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:19,500 - Be pragmatic. - Stop it! 1140 00:53:20,916 --> 00:53:22,416 I don't recognize you. 1141 00:53:22,583 --> 00:53:25,625 I don't like this discussion, not at all. 1142 00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:28,708 Please respect our decision. 1143 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:34,791 We are very disappointed with your attitude. 1144 00:53:38,125 --> 00:53:39,625 Us too! 1145 00:53:43,541 --> 00:53:45,041 [Vincent slams the door] 1146 00:53:59,125 --> 00:54:00,041 Jules? 1147 00:54:00,208 --> 00:54:02,041 You threw stuff at them 1148 00:54:02,208 --> 00:54:04,208 to the parents—they're... crazy. 1149 00:54:05,250 --> 00:54:06,166 Really? 1150 00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:10,458 They're right. 1151 00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:12,291 We're going crazy. 1152 00:54:14,916 --> 00:54:17,250 Do you think they're mad? 1153 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:22,833 - (Go ahead.) - (What?) 1154 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,250 - (You.) - (Oh no, no...) 1155 00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:28,166 [Jules knocks on the door] 1156 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:29,250 Mom? 1157 00:54:31,291 --> 00:54:32,791 My little sweetie? 1158 00:54:32,958 --> 00:54:34,583 (Oh, "mamounette"...) 1159 00:54:35,833 --> 00:54:36,750 I'm sorry. 1160 00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:41,000 - We were idiots. - (Especially you.) 1161 00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:43,041 (That's true—especially you.) 1162 00:54:43,208 --> 00:54:44,625 (You guys are so annoying.) 1163 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:46,916 Especially me. 1164 00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:48,291 Sorry! 1165 00:54:49,458 --> 00:54:52,000 We don't care about that money. 1166 00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:53,083 That's great 1167 00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:54,916 this project in Thailand. 1168 00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,000 (Cambodia!) 1169 00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:58,250 (Damn.) In Cambodia. 1170 00:54:58,416 --> 00:55:00,333 [Alice] Leave us alone. 1171 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,583 [Vincent] We have the right to sulk, 1172 00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:05,666 Or do you have to ask for permission there, too? 1173 00:55:05,833 --> 00:55:07,916 (Stop it, they're really mad.) 1174 00:55:08,083 --> 00:55:10,166 (Give them permission.) 1175 00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:12,458 (Wait, I know.) 1176 00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:14,875 (We're going to surprise them.) 1177 00:55:19,541 --> 00:55:20,958 (I love you.) 1178 00:55:21,916 --> 00:55:23,625 It was Jules, wasn't it? 1179 00:55:24,208 --> 00:55:27,750 [Pierre grunts as he strains] 1180 00:55:27,916 --> 00:55:30,166 [Jules grumbles and huffs] 1181 00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:32,916 Oh... well, okay. 1182 00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:34,166 The good news is, 1183 00:55:34,333 --> 00:55:37,208 ...is that we'll inherit the fortune. 1184 00:55:38,916 --> 00:55:40,750 That's true. Right, Pierre? 1185 00:55:40,916 --> 00:55:43,375 Yeah, but when? 1186 00:55:43,541 --> 00:55:44,583 When? 1187 00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:46,791 When they are... 1188 00:55:46,958 --> 00:55:48,250 Deaths. 1189 00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:50,833 [playful theme] 1190 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,708 I hope they won't have 1191 00:55:52,875 --> 00:55:54,958 I'd already spent it all. 1192 00:55:56,458 --> 00:56:00,416 Yeah, because after the orphans, they're going to lose it. 1193 00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:02,208 Who says 1194 00:56:02,375 --> 00:56:05,625 Aren't they going to do it again in Africa and Brazil? 1195 00:56:05,791 --> 00:56:08,916 With 150 million, you could open plenty of orphanages! 1196 00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,916 Oh yeah, damn. 1197 00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:14,916 Besides, it can go on for years— they're in great shape. 1198 00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:18,500 Plus, they eat organic food, and they work out. 1199 00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:19,958 They didn't have 1200 00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:21,500 jobs 1201 00:56:21,666 --> 00:56:23,208 not very tiring, either. 1202 00:56:23,375 --> 00:56:26,291 That's for sure, teacher, it's not like working underground. 1203 00:56:27,208 --> 00:56:28,041 In any case, 1204 00:56:28,208 --> 00:56:29,666 We'll die before they do. 1205 00:56:30,916 --> 00:56:32,833 [Alice] They're cute, though. 1206 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:37,000 I wonder if we might have a little problem with authority. 1207 00:56:38,458 --> 00:56:40,083 That's true. 1208 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,708 But they apologized. 1209 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:45,625 Softly. 1210 00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:51,541 They had the "Trente Glorieuses," 1211 00:56:51,708 --> 00:56:52,625 the law 1212 00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:54,166 smoking on a plane, 1213 00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:55,375 driving without a seat belt, 1214 00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:57,666 very comfortable pensions. 1215 00:56:57,833 --> 00:57:01,083 And the money's safely tucked away to end on a high note. 1216 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:02,250 And what about us, 1217 00:57:02,416 --> 00:57:04,083 We won't get anything. 1218 00:57:04,250 --> 00:57:06,833 100,000 francs—that won't get us very far. 1219 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,166 We'll have worn ourselves out 1220 00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:10,375 our whole life 1221 00:57:10,541 --> 00:57:12,041 and we'll end up... 1222 00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:15,208 in poverty. Anyway. 1223 00:57:15,375 --> 00:57:18,208 This is the first time I've seen Pierre 1224 00:57:18,375 --> 00:57:19,958 with a shovel. 1225 00:57:20,750 --> 00:57:23,333 I hope he doesn't get hurt. 1226 00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:30,916 "In poverty," 1227 00:57:31,083 --> 00:57:32,750 Note: 1228 00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:35,416 You, Pierre, you'll be okay, after all. 1229 00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:37,833 - Excuse me? - Yes, I'll be fine. 1230 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,375 You have your house, your business, and your wife works. 1231 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:42,458 Your children 1232 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:45,000 are trilingual, you play tennis. 1233 00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:46,583 Snowboarding in Serre-Che. 1234 00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:50,125 That sounds like a criticism. 1235 00:57:50,291 --> 00:57:51,916 Not at all, you're an idiot. 1236 00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:53,083 But we're not 1237 00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:55,166 in the same situation. 1238 00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:58,791 Please excuse me for working so hard and taking risks. 1239 00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:01,208 Because we don't work, do we? 1240 00:58:01,375 --> 00:58:02,791 I know you're working. 1241 00:58:02,958 --> 00:58:04,500 And I'm really struggling, believe me. 1242 00:58:04,666 --> 00:58:06,083 Everyone's having a tough time. 1243 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:09,750 You write your reviews, you have flexible hours, 1244 00:58:09,916 --> 00:58:11,416 That's what you wanted. 1245 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:14,500 Getting paid the minimum wage for working on the weekend, 1246 00:58:14,666 --> 00:58:15,541 Excuse me, 1247 00:58:15,708 --> 00:58:16,791 It's not exactly a blast. 1248 00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:18,333 It's not that simple 1249 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:19,750 for us. 1250 00:58:19,916 --> 00:58:21,291 I'm doing just fine. 1251 00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:25,750 Well, come on. You're 32 years old, and you're still in school. 1252 00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:27,791 That's ridiculous, 1253 00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:30,291 I'm in my eighth year of medical school! 1254 00:58:30,458 --> 00:58:32,333 I've changed several times 1255 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:33,583 specialty. 1256 00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:35,208 I'm interested in the human body. 1257 00:58:35,375 --> 00:58:36,500 I hope so. 1258 00:58:37,791 --> 00:58:39,125 What are you hoping for? 1259 00:58:39,291 --> 00:58:43,291 You might be interested because it's pretty gripping, after all. 1260 00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:45,291 Could you elaborate? 1261 00:58:45,458 --> 00:58:49,458 You don't have a boyfriend, you don't have any money, and you live with your cat, Jean-Pierre. 1262 00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:51,125 It's a sacrifice. 1263 00:58:51,291 --> 00:58:53,291 Perform surgery on a guy so he can run 1264 00:58:53,458 --> 00:58:54,833 Eight days later, 1265 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,541 It's more complicated than selling solar panels! 1266 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:03,250 Sure, but as for me, I'm the one keeping the country's economy going. 1267 00:59:03,416 --> 00:59:04,625 And I'm having kids. 1268 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:07,708 - Come on. - And I'm trying to save the planet. 1269 00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:09,041 You're an asshole! 1270 00:59:10,541 --> 00:59:12,666 Louise, don't talk to me like that! 1271 00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:14,625 Oh! 1272 00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:16,958 I disagree! 1273 00:59:17,125 --> 00:59:20,000 It's not just because you're loaded 1274 00:59:20,166 --> 00:59:23,000 that you can judge us! 1275 00:59:23,166 --> 00:59:25,750 - How dare she talk to me like that? - She's right. 1276 00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:27,708 You're acting like the big brother 1277 00:59:27,875 --> 00:59:29,166 know-it-all. 1278 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:30,666 The favorite—shut up. 1279 00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:31,916 Whose favorite? 1280 00:59:32,083 --> 00:59:33,583 He knows that all too well, 1281 00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:35,833 Mom's favorite. 1282 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,708 She let you get away with everything. 1283 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:40,583 You got a 4 in math, and she congratulated you. 1284 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:42,416 As for me, I was a huge hit, 1285 00:59:42,583 --> 00:59:44,625 Nobody cared. 1286 00:59:44,791 --> 00:59:46,291 - Oh, my! - What? 1287 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,291 You, that's for sure, the pride of the family: medicine. 1288 00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:50,375 A noble profession. 1289 00:59:50,541 --> 00:59:51,625 "I'm here, 1290 00:59:51,791 --> 00:59:53,458 "I save lives!" 1291 00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:54,666 We didn't exist anymore! 1292 00:59:54,833 --> 00:59:55,875 I didn't say anything! 1293 00:59:56,041 --> 00:59:57,625 Pierre, are you out of your mind? 1294 00:59:57,791 --> 01:00:00,041 Are you still jealous at your age? 1295 01:00:00,208 --> 01:00:01,750 - You're pathetic. - Me? 1296 01:00:01,916 --> 01:00:04,291 Do you think I don't know that Mom 1297 01:00:04,458 --> 01:00:06,166 Is he giving you some cash? - What? 1298 01:00:07,166 --> 01:00:11,166 Goldilocks, come on—your parents have been paying for your education for ten years. 1299 01:00:11,333 --> 01:00:12,791 But that's normal. 1300 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:15,625 On the other hand, as long as they keep giving you money 1301 01:00:15,791 --> 01:00:17,916 even though you've been working for ten years... 1302 01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:19,541 Ask yourself 1303 01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:21,000 on your skills. 1304 01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:23,583 [sneering laugh] 1305 01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:25,166 Poor girl! 1306 01:00:25,333 --> 01:00:26,666 Did you see yourself? 1307 01:00:26,833 --> 01:00:28,958 You're all alone. You're bitter and ugly! 1308 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,750 You know what? 1309 01:00:30,916 --> 01:00:33,291 - You stink like a cat. - Oh, my goodness! 1310 01:00:33,458 --> 01:00:35,000 Great. 1311 01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:37,833 So, is it just me? 1312 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,458 Who managed to figure it out all by myself? 1313 01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:42,750 You're not alone, Pierre. 1314 01:00:42,916 --> 01:00:45,500 You've got your wife, your kids, and your dog. 1315 01:00:45,666 --> 01:00:47,083 As for me, I'm all alone. 1316 01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:51,041 I haven't had a boyfriend in three years. 1317 01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:52,625 Not even 1318 01:00:52,791 --> 01:00:54,916 a little pick-me-up. 1319 01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:56,791 It's just Jean-Pierre 1320 01:00:56,958 --> 01:00:59,083 who leaves hair in my bed. 1321 01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:03,208 I'm afraid to practice, so my parents still help me, 1322 01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:06,791 But it's not exactly glorious! - You're not the only one going through a rough time. 1323 01:01:06,958 --> 01:01:07,791 Me too, 1324 01:01:07,958 --> 01:01:09,666 I'm fed up with my life. 1325 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,083 The kids and Caro are getting on my nerves. 1326 01:01:12,250 --> 01:01:13,208 By the way, 1327 01:01:13,375 --> 01:01:14,583 I'm going to leave her. 1328 01:01:14,750 --> 01:01:16,083 And my solar panels, 1329 01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:18,166 I have them manufactured in China. 1330 01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:21,625 I'm saving the planet by exploiting seven-year-olds! 1331 01:01:21,791 --> 01:01:24,041 My job gets on my nerves, too, 1332 01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:26,041 And you're getting on my nerves! 1333 01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:30,208 If the capitalists start feeling down, we're in trouble. 1334 01:01:30,375 --> 01:01:33,750 Go ahead, writer, let loose— you're dying to. 1335 01:01:33,916 --> 01:01:35,875 It's your job to take down the others. 1336 01:01:36,041 --> 01:01:37,708 It's easier 1337 01:01:37,875 --> 01:01:40,041 criticizing rather than writing. 1338 01:01:42,958 --> 01:01:44,250 [Jules] That's cool. 1339 01:01:45,708 --> 01:01:46,583 You see, 1340 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:49,166 I don't know what hurts me the most. 1341 01:01:49,708 --> 01:01:53,625 That you, my big brother, would throw that piece of junk at me, 1342 01:01:55,791 --> 01:01:57,916 or just the fact that you're right. 1343 01:01:58,666 --> 01:01:59,833 Because, Louise, 1344 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,500 You're not the only one who's scared to death. 1345 01:02:02,666 --> 01:02:06,583 I can't seem to write anything decent, and yet I criticize others. 1346 01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:08,666 I'm nothing; you're right. 1347 01:02:08,833 --> 01:02:10,458 Berthier is right, too. 1348 01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:12,291 - No, really. - Yes. 1349 01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:17,583 And then, I, too, am going to leave Sylvia. 1350 01:02:18,208 --> 01:02:19,416 She stresses me out. 1351 01:02:19,583 --> 01:02:20,958 She's an idiot. 1352 01:02:21,916 --> 01:02:22,833 Really? 1353 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,583 Absolutely. 1354 01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:27,708 You, too, Pierre—leave Caro. 1355 01:02:27,875 --> 01:02:29,500 Do something kind, 1356 01:02:29,666 --> 01:02:32,750 She's great, she really deserves better than you. 1357 01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:34,625 Where are you going? 1358 01:02:34,791 --> 01:02:36,166 Throw up! 1359 01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:37,833 Am I allowed to? 1360 01:02:38,541 --> 01:02:39,833 [Pierre sighs] 1361 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,375 Is something wrong? We can hear you screaming from the bedroom. 1362 01:02:45,541 --> 01:02:47,000 Nothing, we're just chatting. 1363 01:02:47,166 --> 01:02:49,041 Everything's fine—the perfect family. 1364 01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:50,625 - Where's Louise going? - To throw up. 1365 01:02:50,791 --> 01:02:51,708 Pierre. 1366 01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:53,958 We had a fight; she's in the bathroom. 1367 01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:56,791 Be careful with Loulou— she's sensitive. 1368 01:02:56,958 --> 01:02:57,916 Goldilocks 1369 01:02:58,083 --> 01:02:59,750 is not made of sugar. 1370 01:02:59,916 --> 01:03:01,333 She'll be all right. 1371 01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:02,500 [gunshot] 1372 01:03:02,666 --> 01:03:03,875 [he grumbles] 1373 01:03:06,375 --> 01:03:09,125 [disturbing topic] 1374 01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:17,750 He was in the restroom. 1375 01:03:17,916 --> 01:03:19,458 [short circuit] 1376 01:03:19,791 --> 01:03:23,333 The shot went off on its own; I didn't mean to pull the trigger. 1377 01:03:25,083 --> 01:03:26,333 Are you okay, sweetie? 1378 01:03:27,166 --> 01:03:28,583 Are you hurt? 1379 01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:29,958 No. 1380 01:03:30,125 --> 01:03:32,041 [Vincent] Louise, be careful. 1381 01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:33,458 [crack] 1382 01:03:40,458 --> 01:03:42,000 [crash] 1383 01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:44,750 Come on, Vincent, that's just stupid. 1384 01:03:44,916 --> 01:03:48,125 to leave a rifle within children's reach! 1385 01:03:48,291 --> 01:03:50,500 [Vincent] They're over 30, after all! 1386 01:03:50,666 --> 01:03:54,875 - That's true, Dad, it's dangerous. - It's okay, no one's hurt. 1387 01:03:55,041 --> 01:03:58,041 - We were lucky. - Mom, everything's fine. 1388 01:03:58,208 --> 01:03:59,875 It's not a toy. 1389 01:04:00,041 --> 01:04:03,375 [Alice] You don't leave a loaded gun in the house. 1390 01:04:03,541 --> 01:04:05,041 We hate violence. 1391 01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:08,416 [Vincent] To chase away the wild boar that's destroying the garden, 1392 01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:09,875 Should I set up a mediation session? 1393 01:04:10,041 --> 01:04:11,875 Whoa...! 1394 01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:16,333 He is very sensitive. 1395 01:04:17,666 --> 01:04:20,125 Put the gun down, Loulou, it's dangerous. 1396 01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:23,166 Please have a seat. 1397 01:04:23,708 --> 01:04:24,875 What are you doing right now? 1398 01:04:25,041 --> 01:04:26,375 Louise? 1399 01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:28,083 Please have a seat! 1400 01:04:28,250 --> 01:04:29,583 Now. 1401 01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:33,333 [suspense theme] 1402 01:04:45,416 --> 01:04:46,375 Pierre. 1403 01:04:46,541 --> 01:04:47,375 Huh? 1404 01:04:47,541 --> 01:04:48,875 Tie them up. 1405 01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:50,666 Excuse me? 1406 01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:54,625 Dad told you, it's annoying that you're always saying "sorry." 1407 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:56,666 I'm not going to tie it up 1408 01:04:56,833 --> 01:04:58,708 Mom and Dad. 1409 01:04:58,875 --> 01:05:00,291 We can discuss it. 1410 01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:01,583 We talked, 1411 01:05:01,750 --> 01:05:03,000 We're not making any progress. 1412 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:05,208 So, tie them up or I'll kill Dad. 1413 01:05:05,375 --> 01:05:06,375 Which do you prefer? 1414 01:05:06,541 --> 01:05:07,541 What if I kill Mom? 1415 01:05:07,708 --> 01:05:10,291 No! I don't know how to tie people up. 1416 01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:12,166 With your belt. 1417 01:05:12,333 --> 01:05:13,875 A great initiative, 1418 01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:15,166 Jules! 1419 01:05:24,625 --> 01:05:25,875 That's fine. 1420 01:05:26,041 --> 01:05:27,583 - Thank you. - Sorry, Mom. 1421 01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:29,708 Pierre, what are you doing right now? 1422 01:05:30,833 --> 01:05:32,083 Sorry, yes. 1423 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,583 Louise, you don't have to 1424 01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:37,041 to do that. 1425 01:05:37,208 --> 01:05:38,333 Yes. 1426 01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:40,458 Because of you, 1427 01:05:40,625 --> 01:05:42,458 We had a fight. 1428 01:05:42,625 --> 01:05:45,583 We said some horrible things to each other that we didn't really mean. 1429 01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:46,916 We were close, 1430 01:05:47,083 --> 01:05:49,666 We were afraid of losing you 1431 01:05:49,833 --> 01:05:51,375 when I arrived here. 1432 01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:55,208 And you ruined everything. You ruined the family! 1433 01:05:55,375 --> 01:05:56,458 [a cooing sound in the distance] 1434 01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:58,583 I'm sorry, Jules. I'm sorry, Pierre. 1435 01:05:58,750 --> 01:05:59,833 I'm sorry 1436 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,166 what I told you. 1437 01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:04,041 We're sorry too, Loulou. 1438 01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,750 Don't worry, Louise. 1439 01:06:05,916 --> 01:06:07,125 And then, you know... 1440 01:06:08,541 --> 01:06:11,083 No way, you don't smell like a cat. 1441 01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:13,083 - You smell great. - Totally. 1442 01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:15,500 Thank you. 1443 01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:20,291 Loulou is right, 1444 01:06:20,458 --> 01:06:22,083 It's your fault 1445 01:06:22,250 --> 01:06:23,500 all that. 1446 01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:27,458 Why did you tell us that you'd won the lottery? 1447 01:06:27,625 --> 01:06:30,250 Especially if it's just to give us nothing. 1448 01:06:30,416 --> 01:06:31,791 All I had to do was... 1449 01:06:32,416 --> 01:06:33,708 Shut up. 1450 01:06:33,875 --> 01:06:34,750 Um... 1451 01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:36,333 - Jules. - What? 1452 01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:37,666 What, "Jules"? 1453 01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:38,791 Jules, 1454 01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:41,416 He's rebelling! There you go. 1455 01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:42,500 It's the rematch 1456 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:43,833 brown-nosing! 1457 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,041 Anything can happen! 1458 01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:46,875 So, yes, I said: 1459 01:06:47,041 --> 01:06:48,166 "Shut up!" 1460 01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,541 To Mom and Dad, 1461 01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:52,333 But I think they'll get over it. 1462 01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:54,666 - Yeah, yeah. - Jules is right. 1463 01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:58,000 We shouldn't have said anything because it drives us crazy. 1464 01:06:58,166 --> 01:06:59,041 We're thinking about it 1465 01:06:59,208 --> 01:07:00,666 all the time. 1466 01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:02,291 And you, as true intellectuals, 1467 01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:04,083 You gave in. 1468 01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:07,500 It's all because of that bitch Dolto: 1469 01:07:07,666 --> 01:07:09,250 dialogue, trust, 1470 01:07:09,416 --> 01:07:12,041 positive parenting, kindness. 1471 01:07:12,208 --> 01:07:13,166 The result? 1472 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:15,458 We're tied up on our couch 1473 01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:17,625 and our daughter has us at her mercy. 1474 01:07:17,791 --> 01:07:18,916 Yeah. 1475 01:07:19,083 --> 01:07:19,916 Yeah, right. 1476 01:07:20,083 --> 01:07:21,125 Yeah. 1477 01:07:21,291 --> 01:07:23,250 What should we do? 1478 01:07:29,708 --> 01:07:30,958 (I don't know...) 1479 01:07:37,666 --> 01:07:38,916 Well, 1480 01:07:39,708 --> 01:07:40,875 We'll fix it. 1481 01:07:41,750 --> 01:07:43,166 Oh, yes, you're right. 1482 01:07:43,333 --> 01:07:45,458 That money drove us crazy. 1483 01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:47,500 It's no gift 1484 01:07:47,666 --> 01:07:49,083 fallen from the sky, 1485 01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:50,500 It's a curse. 1486 01:07:50,666 --> 01:07:51,791 Okay. 1487 01:07:51,958 --> 01:07:54,458 We're canceling the orphanage, we're not leaving anymore 1488 01:07:54,625 --> 01:07:56,958 and we donate the money to a nonprofit organization. 1489 01:07:57,125 --> 01:07:59,250 [The clock strikes a sinister chime.] 1490 01:07:59,416 --> 01:08:02,375 You could check with me before you decide. 1491 01:08:02,541 --> 01:08:05,416 If I listened to you, we'd buy a Ferrari. 1492 01:08:05,583 --> 01:08:07,666 Oh no, not a Ferrari, 1493 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:10,125 a Triumph Spitfire convertible. 1494 01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:11,416 - It's the same thing. - Oh, no. 1495 01:08:11,583 --> 01:08:14,708 You also wanted to take your middle school diploma exam 1496 01:08:14,875 --> 01:08:16,500 helicopter pilot. 1497 01:08:16,666 --> 01:08:18,208 And you had suggested the idea 1498 01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:21,750 to raze the village to turn it into an international golf course. 1499 01:08:21,916 --> 01:08:24,833 That puts my mind at ease— I wasn't adopted, thank you. 1500 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,458 For all I know, Louise might kill me 1501 01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:29,958 before I could make my dream come true: 1502 01:08:30,125 --> 01:08:31,125 just drive 1503 01:08:31,291 --> 01:08:34,083 a Triumph Spitfire convertible. 1504 01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:35,541 And I've always dreamed 1505 01:08:35,708 --> 01:08:37,000 to play golf, 1506 01:08:37,166 --> 01:08:39,208 But I can't—I'm a liberal. 1507 01:08:39,375 --> 01:08:40,791 I have money, 1508 01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:42,375 I can get started on it. 1509 01:08:42,541 --> 01:08:45,875 (Anyway, I'd like a golf course of my own—all to myself.) 1510 01:08:46,041 --> 01:08:49,833 I'd buy up all the land around here so nobody would give me a hard time. 1511 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:50,833 I would go up 1512 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,000 huge walls 1513 01:08:52,166 --> 01:08:53,166 in order to be able to 1514 01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:54,750 walk around naked. 1515 01:08:54,916 --> 01:08:56,166 I'll go grocery shopping 1516 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,291 by helicopter. 1517 01:08:57,458 --> 01:08:58,875 I would buy myself 1518 01:08:59,041 --> 01:09:00,250 a submarine 1519 01:09:00,416 --> 01:09:03,750 to go see the whale sharks in Mexico. 1520 01:09:03,916 --> 01:09:06,416 I'd have a custom suit made. 1521 01:09:06,583 --> 01:09:10,000 I'd like to do some cocaine and sleep with some hookers. 1522 01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:14,500 Are you feeling better, honey? 1523 01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:17,041 OK, you're right. 1524 01:09:17,208 --> 01:09:18,416 We're going to give it our all 1525 01:09:18,583 --> 01:09:20,666 to an organization. 1526 01:09:20,833 --> 01:09:22,750 We're staying home and taking it easy. 1527 01:09:22,916 --> 01:09:24,875 You tear up your checks. 1528 01:09:25,041 --> 01:09:26,625 Everything will be just as it was before. 1529 01:09:26,791 --> 01:09:30,208 No, no, that's not at all what we're going to do. 1530 01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:31,375 We're keeping the money. 1531 01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:32,916 Otherwise, we'll regret it 1532 01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:34,625 our whole lives. 1533 01:09:34,791 --> 01:09:36,916 We're keeping it, and our lives are going to change. 1534 01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:40,000 But in my own way. 1535 01:09:40,708 --> 01:09:44,000 Do you have to keep that gun pointed at us? 1536 01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:45,750 No, you're right. 1537 01:09:48,041 --> 01:09:49,166 Ah! 1538 01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:51,166 - Don't move. - Jules... 1539 01:09:51,333 --> 01:09:53,458 Wait, Jules, take it easy. 1540 01:09:53,625 --> 01:09:55,458 That just happens on its own. 1541 01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:57,958 (Don't worry, I've got it under control.) 1542 01:09:59,291 --> 01:10:00,583 [Jules whistles] 1543 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:02,208 There you go. 1544 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,666 Go for it, Loulou, 1545 01:10:04,833 --> 01:10:06,166 We're listening. 1546 01:10:07,041 --> 01:10:08,000 Pierre? 1547 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:11,750 - Take them off. - (Yeah.) 1548 01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,916 [Jules] Watch out, okay? 1549 01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:15,458 No kidding. 1550 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:20,458 There you go. 1551 01:10:22,416 --> 01:10:23,833 We're all comfortable, 1552 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,916 We'll be able to settle this little disagreement. 1553 01:10:27,083 --> 01:10:29,416 - And move on. - Go ahead, Loulou. 1554 01:10:29,583 --> 01:10:31,541 So, you're going to place 1555 01:10:31,708 --> 01:10:33,333 ten million 1556 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:34,916 for each of us 1557 01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:36,625 on frozen accounts. 1558 01:10:36,791 --> 01:10:38,000 [Pierre] Wow. 1559 01:10:38,541 --> 01:10:39,333 (The class.) 1560 01:10:40,583 --> 01:10:44,625 In case you squander the windfall to save the planet, 1561 01:10:44,791 --> 01:10:45,875 or something else. 1562 01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:48,166 It won't be touched until you die. 1563 01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:49,583 As late as possible. 1564 01:10:49,750 --> 01:10:50,791 Ten million? 1565 01:10:50,958 --> 01:10:53,166 And you still have plenty to do. 1566 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:55,708 - No kidding. - Shut up. 1567 01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:56,958 Next, 1568 01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:58,750 You will pay us 1569 01:10:58,916 --> 01:11:02,291 not 100,000, but 600,000 euros each. 1570 01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:04,791 Pierre finishes paying off his house, 1571 01:11:04,958 --> 01:11:07,166 He pays for his children's education. 1572 01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:09,625 And he has his solar panels manufactured 1573 01:11:09,791 --> 01:11:11,125 nor in China, 1574 01:11:11,291 --> 01:11:12,500 but in Europe. 1575 01:11:12,666 --> 01:11:13,666 With the Treasury. 1576 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:15,250 You have them make... 1577 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:17,500 in China? 1578 01:11:17,666 --> 01:11:19,708 You know they're exploiting 1579 01:11:19,875 --> 01:11:21,916 The little kids? 1580 01:11:22,083 --> 01:11:25,208 Alice, I think this isn't the right time. 1581 01:11:25,375 --> 01:11:26,541 Really? 1582 01:11:26,708 --> 01:11:28,416 When is it going to happen? 1583 01:11:28,583 --> 01:11:31,333 We're still pushing it, though 1584 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:33,000 from the news. 1585 01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:35,541 War is here, there, in your living room. 1586 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:38,916 Yes, it's true that the situation is a little tense. 1587 01:11:39,083 --> 01:11:40,250 But we're working our butts off 1588 01:11:40,416 --> 01:11:44,250 to raise our children with a minimum of moral discipline, 1589 01:11:44,416 --> 01:11:48,375 All that just to realize that our eldest son is a slave owner, 1590 01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:50,750 that exploits children in the Third World. 1591 01:11:50,916 --> 01:11:53,250 Uh, sorry, I'm here, Mom. 1592 01:11:53,583 --> 01:11:56,416 Yes. I'm sorry if I seem a little upset. 1593 01:11:56,583 --> 01:11:59,416 Since nobody cares, 1594 01:11:59,583 --> 01:12:01,416 Go ahead, Louise, keep going. 1595 01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:02,708 Thank you, Mom. 1596 01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:04,958 So... Jules. 1597 01:12:05,125 --> 01:12:06,500 He's giving up 1598 01:12:06,666 --> 01:12:09,625 his lousy reviews in his trendy rag. 1599 01:12:09,791 --> 01:12:11,375 And he's writing his novel, 1600 01:12:11,541 --> 01:12:14,208 so we can finally find out if he has any talent. 1601 01:12:14,375 --> 01:12:15,625 Or not. 1602 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,458 I'm sorry. 1603 01:12:20,166 --> 01:12:21,833 What about you? 1604 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,708 As for me, I'm dropping out of school. 1605 01:12:23,875 --> 01:12:25,583 I'm already a doctor. 1606 01:12:25,750 --> 01:12:28,333 I won't be a surgeon. 1607 01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:30,000 It's time for me to take the plunge. 1608 01:12:31,416 --> 01:12:32,500 So... 1609 01:12:33,541 --> 01:12:35,000 I'm coming with you. 1610 01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:40,458 Cambodian orphans need a doctor. 1611 01:12:40,625 --> 01:12:42,833 Of course, but gladly. 1612 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,625 Isn't that right, Vincent? 1613 01:12:45,375 --> 01:12:46,666 Yes, yes. 1614 01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:50,291 A doctor who knows how to handle a hunting rifle—that's handy. 1615 01:12:50,458 --> 01:12:51,875 If negotiations are necessary 1616 01:12:52,041 --> 01:12:54,083 with the Khmer Rouge. 1617 01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:58,708 Besides, we don't have a choice— that's the whole point of a hostage situation. 1618 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:00,166 Exactly. 1619 01:13:01,583 --> 01:13:03,583 [a woman] Hey! Hey! Are you there? 1620 01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:05,583 (Damn...!) 1621 01:13:06,708 --> 01:13:09,000 [bicycle bell] 1622 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,166 Hi there! 1623 01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:13,166 Ah...! 1624 01:13:13,333 --> 01:13:14,750 Are we bothering you? 1625 01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:16,125 [all] No. 1626 01:13:16,291 --> 01:13:18,166 You're not in Brittany? 1627 01:13:18,333 --> 01:13:22,250 No, we saw it— it rained, so we came back! 1628 01:13:22,416 --> 01:13:23,666 [they laugh] 1629 01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:25,500 We left a message yesterday. 1630 01:13:25,666 --> 01:13:28,041 I didn't know you were with your family. 1631 01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:30,583 I hope it's nothing serious. 1632 01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:34,541 No, no, everything's just fine, really, really fine, Marie. 1633 01:13:35,875 --> 01:13:38,208 - Just a quiet weekend. - With the family. 1634 01:13:38,375 --> 01:13:40,291 What a wonderful family. 1635 01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:42,291 With children 1636 01:13:42,458 --> 01:13:43,791 so thoughtful. 1637 01:13:43,958 --> 01:13:46,291 And it's nice to see people showing solidarity. 1638 01:13:46,458 --> 01:13:47,958 You've always been 1639 01:13:48,125 --> 01:13:50,416 so present, so loving toward them. 1640 01:13:50,583 --> 01:13:52,166 You reap what you sow. 1641 01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:56,541 We must have missed a thing or two here and there. 1642 01:13:56,708 --> 01:13:58,083 Oh, I don't get it. 1643 01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,708 We're lucky, 1644 01:14:00,875 --> 01:14:02,500 They are so generous. 1645 01:14:02,666 --> 01:14:04,500 - And honest. - Exemplary. 1646 01:14:04,666 --> 01:14:07,458 I really admire you for your selflessness. 1647 01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:09,375 Literacy classes, 1648 01:14:09,541 --> 01:14:11,958 Outings with the elderly. 1649 01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:15,125 And the blind people you're taking to Avignon. 1650 01:14:15,291 --> 01:14:16,875 Now that was some tough stuff. 1651 01:14:17,041 --> 01:14:19,416 - Now, the orphans. - All right, let's go! 1652 01:14:19,583 --> 01:14:23,041 Thank you so much for coming. 1653 01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:26,625 I'm not kicking you out, but the kids just got here. 1654 01:14:26,791 --> 01:14:29,166 Of course, sorry. Come here, Minou. 1655 01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:32,083 - We're going to Maussane on a tandem bike. - Good job. 1656 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:34,625 Electric tandem—a real speed demon. 1657 01:14:34,791 --> 01:14:37,250 - Will you let me try it? - Of course. 1658 01:14:37,416 --> 01:14:39,000 All right, let's go. 1659 01:14:45,750 --> 01:14:47,583 What's going on there? 1660 01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:49,625 Are you kicking them out? 1661 01:14:49,791 --> 01:14:51,041 That's really rude. 1662 01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:56,583 I'm sorry. 1663 01:14:56,750 --> 01:14:58,208 So how did it go, by the way? 1664 01:15:00,958 --> 01:15:03,000 - What do you mean, "what"? - The Lotto. 1665 01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:04,666 The Lotto? 1666 01:15:06,541 --> 01:15:09,083 The Loto ticket we played 1667 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:11,875 at the Café du Sanglier, before leaving. 1668 01:15:12,041 --> 01:15:13,250 Really? 1669 01:15:13,416 --> 01:15:14,958 I gave you five euros 1670 01:15:15,125 --> 01:15:16,875 to buy the ticket. 1671 01:15:17,041 --> 01:15:20,166 We entered the birthdates of your children. 1672 01:15:20,333 --> 01:15:21,958 No way... 1673 01:15:22,125 --> 01:15:24,875 - Oh, my gosh... - That's impossible. 1674 01:15:25,041 --> 01:15:26,750 Of course. 1675 01:15:26,916 --> 01:15:29,291 Oh, yes, I remember now, of course. 1676 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:30,958 Actually... 1677 01:15:31,125 --> 01:15:32,708 So, actually... 1678 01:15:34,375 --> 01:15:35,458 Actually... 1679 01:15:35,625 --> 01:15:36,666 Actually... 1680 01:15:38,666 --> 01:15:40,291 - Actually, we... - Stop it, Alice! 1681 01:15:42,291 --> 01:15:43,458 Don't worry about it. 1682 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:49,291 - We didn't win anything. - You never win anything at these games. 1683 01:15:49,458 --> 01:15:51,375 One in twenty million. 1684 01:15:51,541 --> 01:15:52,625 That's a scam! 1685 01:15:52,791 --> 01:15:56,458 I admit I had kind of imagined what we would have done 1686 01:15:56,625 --> 01:15:58,458 if we had won. 1687 01:15:58,625 --> 01:16:00,500 So? 1688 01:16:00,666 --> 01:16:03,583 We would have shared this with you already. 1689 01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:05,041 Yeah, that's good. 1690 01:16:05,208 --> 01:16:08,750 And then the rest— we would have given it to the children. 1691 01:16:08,916 --> 01:16:10,625 It's still them, though 1692 01:16:10,791 --> 01:16:12,250 who need it most. 1693 01:16:12,416 --> 01:16:13,833 Not you? 1694 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:14,958 Of course. 1695 01:16:15,125 --> 01:16:16,125 Of course. 1696 01:16:16,291 --> 01:16:17,541 Of course. 1697 01:16:17,708 --> 01:16:19,541 I would have treated myself 1698 01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,166 by giving me 1699 01:16:21,333 --> 01:16:22,666 a convertible. 1700 01:16:22,833 --> 01:16:25,958 Yves, you're absolutely right. Right, Dad? 1701 01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:27,083 Huh? 1702 01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:28,000 Of course, 1703 01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:31,500 A Spitfire—the dream of our youth. Right, Vincent? 1704 01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:33,291 Okay, that's enough for now, 1705 01:16:33,458 --> 01:16:34,750 Marie's in the saddle. 1706 01:16:34,916 --> 01:16:36,041 Have a nice day, 1707 01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:37,500 Friends. 1708 01:16:39,833 --> 01:16:41,000 Oh, and... 1709 01:16:41,166 --> 01:16:42,875 Don't forget, 1710 01:16:43,791 --> 01:16:44,875 We love you. 1711 01:16:48,958 --> 01:16:51,625 ["Introitus," Mozart's Requiem] 1712 01:17:10,791 --> 01:17:13,750 [The clock strikes a mournful chime.] 1713 01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:19,875 What if I made a tomato salad? 1714 01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:22,666 That's a good idea, honey. 1715 01:17:23,666 --> 01:17:24,875 Yeah, great. 1716 01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:28,375 I'm going to set the table outside— it's nice out, isn't it? 1717 01:17:29,458 --> 01:17:32,750 I have some herb sausages from Francis's place. 1718 01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:34,583 Those were the last ones. 1719 01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:36,541 That's good. 1720 01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:39,541 I'll fire up the grill, then. 1721 01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:42,666 Good idea. 1722 01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:46,583 - ♪ Dies irae, dies illa! ♪ - We can't do that to them! 1723 01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:49,416 - Our friends who are 40! - We've gotta tell them, damn it! 1724 01:17:49,583 --> 01:17:52,750 ♪ Solvet saeclum in favilla! ♪ 1725 01:17:52,916 --> 01:17:57,000 ♪ Check out David and Sibylla! ♪ 1726 01:17:57,166 --> 01:17:59,000 [the gate creaks] 1727 01:18:12,666 --> 01:18:14,583 - [wild theme] - [Alice starts] 1728 01:18:18,458 --> 01:18:20,541 - Oh...! - [tires screech] 1729 01:18:20,708 --> 01:18:22,500 [she's driving at full speed] 1730 01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:26,416 [birds chirping] 1731 01:18:26,583 --> 01:18:27,583 Ah... 1732 01:18:28,333 --> 01:18:29,291 Ah... 1733 01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:31,416 [the topic fizzles out] 1734 01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:33,166 I'm proud of us. 1735 01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:35,250 We made the right decision. 1736 01:18:35,416 --> 01:18:36,791 Alas. 1737 01:18:36,958 --> 01:18:38,125 I hope 1738 01:18:38,291 --> 01:18:40,583 which they will be kind enough to share. 1739 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:42,250 I'm not sure. 1740 01:18:42,416 --> 01:18:45,250 We will not open our orphanage, 1741 01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:47,416 But we'll go there anyway. 1742 01:18:47,583 --> 01:18:49,833 At least I'm trying to be helpful. 1743 01:18:55,458 --> 01:18:59,125 That said, I wonder if they'll be able to handle the shock. 1744 01:18:59,291 --> 01:19:00,625 Especially Yves. 1745 01:19:00,791 --> 01:19:02,833 I thought he looked very tired. 1746 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,166 That's some shocking news. 1747 01:19:06,708 --> 01:19:08,500 Is that really safe? 1748 01:19:08,666 --> 01:19:11,166 - Wow! - [skid] 1749 01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:13,375 - Oh...! - Ooh... 1750 01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:15,250 Mom... 1751 01:19:15,416 --> 01:19:17,208 I'm just kidding. 1752 01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:20,000 Hmm... poor, but beyond reproach. 1753 01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:23,958 It smells like something's overheating. The engine's dead. 1754 01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:26,083 - Come on! - Come on! 1755 01:19:29,833 --> 01:19:32,000 [The theme is running wild again] 1756 01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:41,833 Hey, how about we stay here for a few days, all five of us? 1757 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:43,500 It's been a long time. 1758 01:19:43,666 --> 01:19:45,208 What about Caro and the kids? 1759 01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:47,583 It'll be a nice break for them. 1760 01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:49,791 And then, well, 1761 01:19:49,958 --> 01:19:52,500 Caro "loves" Cap Ferret! 1762 01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:54,583 Mom? 1763 01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:55,958 Yes, I'd be happy to. 1764 01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:57,916 Right, Vincent? 1765 01:19:58,083 --> 01:20:00,875 Yes, I still have a few good bottles. 1766 01:20:01,041 --> 01:20:02,250 Ah! 1767 01:20:02,416 --> 01:20:04,708 - [Jules] Well, there you go! - [they laugh] 1768 01:20:04,875 --> 01:20:07,125 [he grumbles] 1769 01:20:09,208 --> 01:20:10,583 They're here! 1770 01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:13,458 - Speed up! - But I'm already going as fast as I can. 1771 01:20:13,625 --> 01:20:15,250 [Alice honks the horn] 1772 01:20:16,958 --> 01:20:18,250 [the horn gives out] 1773 01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:22,416 Marie-Ange! 1774 01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,625 He's as deaf as a post. 1775 01:20:25,791 --> 01:20:26,750 Yves...! 1776 01:20:26,916 --> 01:20:29,500 - Marie-Ange! Oh...! - Yves! 1777 01:20:29,666 --> 01:20:32,250 Oh! Hey...! 1778 01:20:32,416 --> 01:20:33,625 Marie-Ange! 1779 01:20:33,791 --> 01:20:36,250 - Oh, stop! - Stop! 1780 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:38,666 We won the lottery! 1781 01:20:40,666 --> 01:20:43,250 You've won the lottery! 1782 01:20:43,416 --> 01:20:45,625 You've won the lottery! 1783 01:20:45,791 --> 01:20:47,375 Can you hear me, Minou? 1784 01:20:47,541 --> 01:20:50,791 - We won the lottery! - What do you mean, we won the lottery? 1785 01:20:50,958 --> 01:20:54,291 150 million! Ha! Ha! Ha! 1786 01:20:54,458 --> 01:20:56,541 150 million! 1787 01:20:56,708 --> 01:20:58,750 150 million...?! 1788 01:20:58,916 --> 01:20:59,791 [horn] 1789 01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:01,708 [sudden stop] 1790 01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:11,583 [sigh] 1791 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:22,000 [the wheel falls and rolls across the asphalt] 1792 01:21:29,708 --> 01:21:30,875 [he grumbles] 1793 01:21:39,708 --> 01:21:42,666 [Alice restarts] 1794 01:21:42,833 --> 01:21:45,750 ["Mes emmerdes," by Charles Aznavour] 1795 01:21:49,791 --> 01:21:52,041 ♪ I worked for years... ♪ 1796 01:21:53,083 --> 01:21:56,083 [Vincent] How dangerous these electric vehicles are! 1797 01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:58,833 ♪ To succeed, to climb... ♪ 1798 01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:01,500 [Jules] So, when are we leaving for Thailand? 1799 01:22:01,666 --> 01:22:02,791 [all] In Cambodia! 1800 01:22:02,958 --> 01:22:03,916 [Jules] In Cambodia. 1801 01:22:04,083 --> 01:22:05,916 ♪ - Forgetting - Forgetting ♪ 1802 01:22:06,083 --> 01:22:07,791 ♪ - Often in... - Often in... ♪ 1803 01:22:07,958 --> 01:22:10,666 ♪ My Race Against Time ♪ 1804 01:22:11,291 --> 01:22:16,458 ♪ My friends, my loves, my troubles ♪ 1805 01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:20,333 ♪ - With All My Heart - With All My Heart ♪ 1806 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,000 ♪ - I ran - I ran ♪ 1807 01:22:22,166 --> 01:22:23,875 ♪ - Thirsty... - Thirsty... ♪ 1808 01:22:24,041 --> 01:22:25,333 ♪ Stubborn ♪ 1809 01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:27,208 ♪ - Toward the Horizon - The Horizon ♪ 1810 01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:29,000 ♪ - The Illusion - The Illusion ♪ 1811 01:22:29,166 --> 01:22:31,750 ♪ - Toward the abstract... - The abstract... ♪ 1812 01:22:32,583 --> 01:22:35,250 ♪ By making sacrifices, it's heartbreaking, ♪ 1813 01:22:35,416 --> 01:22:38,875 ♪ I admit it now ♪ 1814 01:22:39,875 --> 01:22:44,666 ♪ My friends, my loves, my troubles ♪ 1815 01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:49,375 ♪ - My friends, it was all about sharing - Everything ♪ 1816 01:22:49,541 --> 01:22:52,625 ♪ My lovers were really good at making love ♪ 1817 01:22:52,791 --> 01:22:53,875 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1818 01:22:54,041 --> 01:22:56,750 ♪ My troubles were the ones typical of our age ♪ 1819 01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:57,916 ♪ Of course ♪ 1820 01:22:58,083 --> 01:23:01,041 ♪ Where money, sadly, spurred on our days ♪ 1821 01:23:01,208 --> 01:23:02,541 ♪ - To Be Proud - Proud ♪ 1822 01:23:02,708 --> 01:23:04,208 ♪ - I'm proud - Proud ♪ 1823 01:23:04,375 --> 01:23:06,125 ♪ - Just between us... - Just between us... ♪ 1824 01:23:06,291 --> 01:23:07,583 ♪ I'll admit it ♪ 1825 01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:13,083 ♪ I've made a life for myself, but there's a "but" ♪ 1826 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:18,958 ♪ - I'd give everything I have... - Not quite ♪ 1827 01:23:19,125 --> 01:23:20,500 ♪ To find... ♪ 1828 01:23:20,666 --> 01:23:21,958 ♪ I'll admit it ♪ 1829 01:23:22,125 --> 01:23:27,750 ♪ My friends, my loves, my troubles ♪ 1830 01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:31,750 ♪ - My relationships - Ah, my relationships ♪ 1831 01:23:31,916 --> 01:23:33,416 ♪ - Are - Really, are ♪ 1832 01:23:33,583 --> 01:23:35,541 ♪ - High-ranking - Very high-ranking ♪ 1833 01:23:35,708 --> 01:23:37,208 ♪ - Decorated - Highly decorated ♪ 1834 01:23:37,375 --> 01:23:38,666 ♪ - Influential - Very influential ♪ 1835 01:23:38,833 --> 01:23:40,416 ♪ - Potbellied - Very potbellied ♪ 1836 01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:43,416 ♪ - Nice people - Really, really nice ♪ 1837 01:23:43,583 --> 01:23:45,625 ♪ - They're serious - Too serious ♪ 1838 01:23:45,791 --> 01:23:47,958 ♪ - But close to them... - Right close to them... ♪ 1839 01:23:48,125 --> 01:23:50,250 ♪ I still regret... ♪ 1840 01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:55,833 ♪ My friends, my loves, my troubles ♪ 1841 01:23:57,625 --> 01:24:00,208 ♪ My friends were so carefree ♪ 1842 01:24:00,375 --> 01:24:01,458 ♪ Yes ♪ 1843 01:24:01,625 --> 01:24:04,750 ♪ - My lovers had fiery bodies - Oh yes ♪ 1844 01:24:04,916 --> 01:24:07,750 ♪ My troubles, today, when I think about them ♪ 1845 01:24:07,916 --> 01:24:11,416 ♪ Didn't matter much, and those were the good old days ♪ 1846 01:24:12,416 --> 01:24:14,916 ♪ Firecrackers, fireworks, ♪ 1847 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:18,375 ♪ The wild times, ♪ the orgies, ♪ 1848 01:24:18,541 --> 01:24:20,500 ♪ The Days of the Bac, ♪ 1849 01:24:20,666 --> 01:24:23,916 ♪ Cognac, the choruses ♪ 1850 01:24:26,041 --> 01:24:28,458 ♪ Everything that happens, I know it, ♪ 1851 01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:32,208 ♪ That I'll never forget, ♪ 1852 01:24:32,625 --> 01:24:36,125 ♪ My friends, ♪ 1853 01:24:36,291 --> 01:24:39,583 ♪ My loves, ♪ 1854 01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:44,166 ♪ My Problems ♪ 1855 01:24:47,250 --> 01:24:49,541 [playful and gentle theme] 1856 01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:04,958 Subtitles: Emmanuelle LG for Tri Track